Personally, I’d ship you with king ketchup head himself. Mostly because your desire to be a positive mother figure to the boys would conflict with Karlheinz’s free range parenting philosophy, thereby creating some entertaining situations between the two of you! Like, I see y’all discussing one of his plans and once the kids are mentioned you just shoot it down, “Honey, no! You can’t experiment on your own children, why not use some lesser vamps and..oh I don’t know, take the boys on vacation?”