That sounds delightful, and I totally feel you with wishing that the listener could be the one in power :3c However, dialogue is my weak point when it comes to writing and I have a ton of WIPs to be working on already.
If someone volunteered to voice said hypothetical CD, though… I’d probably do it. I have no self control when it comes to starting new projects, and it’s ridiculously easy to tempt me with this stuff… :`D