If the Diaboys were girls, what would be their bust sizes given their moms’ genetics n stuff (all 13 of them plz also Ayato will be flat cuz karma’s a bitch XDD)

(￣ω￣) Alright, first an explanation of how bra sizes work (and what’s considered “reasonable”)

The band size is the number of inches/centimeters the area directly below the breasts (where the band will sit). It’s relevant to how big the person is. Someone thinner or more petite will likely have a smaller size, like 28, 30, or 32. Someone who’s heavier or more stocky will likely have a larger size, like 38, 40, or 42.

The cup size is taken from the number of inches around the chest at the breasts themselves is. In American sizes, one inch difference between the two measurements equals one cup size. Cup size is a measurement of how far the breasts protrude, and is not by itself an indication of size. Say someone’s band size is 30 and they measure 34 inches at the bust; that four inch difference makes them a D cup. If someone measures 28 inches at the band and 35 at the bust, they’d be a G cup. DDD cups and above are not as big as you think they are. E to H cups and above are perfectly reasonable, especially for people who are heavy.

A large cup size does not automatically mean large breasts. Band size and cup size are connected and proportional. A 32D isn’t all that big, even though it’s a D cup. A 40B isn’t all that small, even though it’s a B cup. Quick PSA here: Many people have no idea how to properly size bras, and it’s a good idea to make sure you’re wearing the correct size. A couple years ago, I though I was a 34B. After properly measuring, I found out I was a 32D. That’s the difference proper sizing makes.

Explanation/PSA over. Now for your request! （⌒▽⌒）

Shuu: 36D

Reiji: 34B

Ayato: 32A (just for you, anon >:))

Kanato: 28B

Laito: 32DD/E

Subaru: 34C

Ruki: 38C

Kou: 28G

Yuuma: 40D

Azusa: 32B

Carla: 38DDD/F

Shin: 36D

Lunatic Parade, Neutral Prologue Translation

Admin Mawile: (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧Aaaand I’ve translated more!!! Since Lunatic Parade is apparently lacking translations (and is one of the games I own), I’m going to start translating it!! I am beyond excited, honestly.

Σ(ノ°▽°)ノ Anyway, translation below the cut, and I’ll be doing the Tsukinami Prologue next!

*scene is of the nighttime sky and a full moon*

Yui: Uuu… !

Yui: ‘… uuu… It’s this time already… ?’

Yui: ‘Ah, somehow my head feels all hazy… I was already absent yesterday, I shouldn’t still be sleeping.’

Yui: ‘What… I must have a cold… I’ll take some medicine later.’

Yui: ‘… Anyway, I need to get up and get something to eat’

*sound of something hitting the floor*

Yui: Huh? Something fell…

Yui: Uh… eh… what is this?

Yui: A letter? Who could it be from?

Yui: What is this… ?

Yui: “I have taken your most important thing.

Yui: “If you want it back, come to Berstein Castle. –Earl of Walter”

Yui: Something important… taken? What. . .

Yui: Thank goodness. My rosary is still here.

Yui: ‘What other important things… I don’t really have anything special.’

Yui: Could it be a prank? But… now that I think of it, last night’s dream…

*scene goes black, a strange, unseen man begins talking*

Man: Wake up.

Man: Wake up, Komori Yui.

Yui: … ?

Yui: This is…

*scene fades to the inside of a church, peaceful music is playing*

Yui: ‘The confession room? Huh? Why am I in such a place?’

Man: Let me declare.

Yui: Huh?

Man: Let me declare. Thy sins.

Yui: Confession…? Sin… ?

Yui: ‘Have I done anything like that recently?’

Yui: Ummm… I confess that I accidentally ate too much last night.

Yui: The food was so good, I ate more than I should have. Please forgive me for the sin of greed.

Man: Is that all?

Yui: Ummmm…

Man: You’re carrying a much greater sin… wouldn’t you agree?

Yui: … ?

Man: Since it seems you really don’t know, I will offer an explanation.

Man: If it is true that humans wish to understand each other’s souls, on such a level so that there is reason for them to do so. then love will surely be brought up from that. understanding… . Yes… That’s right.

Yui: … Y-yes… that is… that’s. . right. . but–

Man: But?

Yui: But… is that… Is it a sin?

*music fades, then turns creepier*

Man: Rather, what if it is that you are not guilty of that sin?

Yui: That sort of…

Man: People are connected to people, things that bring up people, things that nurture them, and help them live.

Man: God does not relinquish the purpose of these things to them. Therefore, they are sins.

Yui: Aa… .

Man: Do you repent?

Yui: That is… Why are you saying this to me?

Man: The fate of humans cuts these things apart, this human principle that cannot be avoided.

Yui: That’s…

Man: Do you repent?

Yui: I can’t do it.

Yui: Yes, what you describe may be something that God cannot forgive. But…

Yui: I can’t live without him.

Yui: So… If that is a sin, I will resign myself to carry that sin.

Man: You say that it’s all right if God does not forgive you.

Yui: … Yes.

Man: My oh my… that is… something you cannot do. You are an unimaginably awful sinner.

Yui: …

Man: I will bestow upon you punishment.

Yui: Punishment… ?

Man: Until you have decided to repent, I will be keeping your most important thing.

Yui: My most important thing… ?

Man: When you awaken, you will understand… If you want it to be returned… follow the directions of the card.

Yui: Eh? Card… what is–

*loud bang, screen goes black*

Yui: Aa?! Wa- Wait a minute!

Yui: Please wait!!

*screen fades to the same nighttime sky as before*

Yui: ‘I saw a dream like that… Could this be the card he talked about… ‘

*music becomes intense*

Yui: …

Yui: ‘What does this mean? Could there be a link between my dream and reality?’

Yui: ‘Then… my most important thing… if it’s not the rosary then it’s– ‘

Yui: …

Yui: ‘In the dream, he was blaming me… repentance… ‘

Yui: ‘So, maybe “keeping it” was… it was about him’

Yui: ‘I have to go see him right away. If something has happened to him– ‘

*Yui fades off screen, footsteps are heard running away, screen goes black*

Lunatic Parade, Neutral Prologue Translation

Σ(ノ°▽°)ノ Anyway, translation below the cut, and I’ll be doing the Tsukinami Prologue next!

*scene is of the nighttime sky and a full moon*

Yui: Uuu… !

Yui: ‘… uuu… It’s this time already… ?’

Yui: ‘Ah, somehow my head feels all hazy… I was already absent yesterday, I shouldn’t still be sleeping.’

Yui: ‘What… I must have a cold… I’ll take some medicine later.’

Yui: ‘… Anyway, I need to get up and get something to eat’

*sound of something hitting the floor*

Yui: Huh? Something fell…

Yui: Uh… eh… what is this?

Yui: A letter? Who could it be from?

Yui: What is this… ?

Yui: “I have taken your most important thing.

Yui: “If you want it back, come to Berstein Castle. –Earl of Walter”

Yui: Something important… taken? What. . .

Yui: Thank goodness. My rosary is still here.

Yui: ‘What other important things… I don’t really have anything special.’

Yui: Could it be a prank? But… now that I think of it, last night’s dream…

*scene goes black, a strange, unseen man begins talking*

Man: Wake up.

Man: Wake up, Komori Yui.

Yui: … ?

Yui: This is…

*scene fades to the inside of a church, peaceful music is playing*

Yui: ‘The confession room? Huh? Why am I in such a place?’

Man: Let me declare.

Yui: Huh?

Man: Let me declare. Thy sins.

Yui: Confession…? Sin… ?

Yui: ‘Have I done anything like that recently?’

Yui: Ummm… I confess that I accidentally ate too much last night.

Yui: The food was so good, I ate more than I should have. Please forgive me for the sin of greed.

Man: Is that all?

Yui: Ummmm…

Man: You’re carrying a much greater sin… wouldn’t you agree?

Yui: … ?

Man: Since it seems you really don’t know, I will offer an explanation.

Yui: … Y-yes… that is… that’s. . right. . but–

Man: But?

Yui: But… is that… Is it a sin?

*music fades, then turns creepier*

Man: Rather, what if it is that you are not guilty of that sin?

Yui: That sort of…

Man: People are connected to people, things that bring up people, things that nurture them, and help them live.

Man: God does not relinquish the purpose of these things to them. Therefore, they are sins.

Yui: Aa… .

Man: Do you repent?

Yui: That is… Why are you saying this to me?

Man: The fate of humans cuts these things apart, this human principle that cannot be avoided.

Yui: That’s…

Man: Do you repent?

Yui: I can’t do it.

Yui: Yes, what you describe may be something that God cannot forgive. But…

Yui: I can’t live without him.

Yui: So… If that is a sin, I will resign myself to carry that sin.

Man: You say that it’s all right if God does not forgive you.

Yui: … Yes.

Man: My oh my… that is… something you cannot do. You are an unimaginably awful sinner.

Yui: …

Man: I will bestow upon you punishment.

Yui: Punishment… ?

Man: Until you have decided to repent, I will be keeping your most important thing.

Yui: My most important thing… ?

Man: When you awaken, you will understand… If you want it to be returned… follow the directions of the card.

Yui: Eh? Card… what is–

*loud bang, screen goes black*

Yui: Aa?! Wa- Wait a minute!

Yui: Please wait!!

*screen fades to the same nighttime sky as before*

Yui: ‘I saw a dream like that… Could this be the card he talked about… ‘

*music becomes intense*

Yui: …

Yui: ‘What does this mean? Could there be a link between my dream and reality?’

Yui: ‘Then… my most important thing… if it’s not the rosary then it’s– ‘

Yui: …

Yui: ‘In the dream, he was blaming me… repentance… ‘

Yui: ‘So, maybe “keeping it” was… it was about him’

Yui: ‘I have to go see him right away. If something has happened to him– ‘

*Yui fades off screen, footsteps are heard running away, screen goes black*

Admin Mawile: (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o))) Aaaaaand I did translate something!!! This is Carla’s marriage form; I own and scanned it myself!

I left one Kanji and the Furigana for his name untranslated because I couldn’t find the meaning of the kanji, and the there isn’t really a translation for Furigana… Which, in case you don’t know, are a phonetic pronunciation guide for kanji!! Sort of like printing a word because the cursive is hard to make out

(⌒▽⌒)ゞ This is my first full translation, so please go easy on me for any mistakes!

Admin Mawile: (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o))) Aaaaaand I did translate something!!! This is Carla’s marriage form; I own and scanned it myself!

(⌒▽⌒)ゞ This is my first full translation, so please go easy on me for any mistakes!

A scenario where ruki,reiji,laito and shuu are cheating on their s/o

Admin Mawile:（；￣д￣） Half of these guys hardly see a problem with “cheating”…

Ruki:

-It probably didn’t mean anything.

You knew that vampires fed on whatever prey they pleased, that what looked horribly intimate to your human mind was nothing more than another meal, another piece of prey to them.

Even if the idea of him with someone else turned your stomach, to him, it had to be meaningless.

So you ignored it, you pretended like you were the only one to see his gentle moments, the only one he’d smile at.

And even if there was more to it, you didn’t want to think about it.

Reiji:

-Girls practically hung off of him at school, you knew, and long ago you had decided not to be bothered by that.

Reiji wasn’t the type you expected to want more than one difficult partner, and if anything, you were more shocked that he’d found someone else that could keep his interest and meet his standards.

For all the callousness he’d treated you with, you weren’t even sure if it would count as cheating for him to do the same to another.

You pictured him, whip in hand, imposing on some poor human who had no idea what they were getting into until that moment, still blissfully unaware of the monster they’d been cuddling up to.

You knew what would become of them, and felt nothing but pity.

Laito:

-You couldn’t say you were surprised.

Laito had never had any reservations about feeding from or flirting with other people, and when he came home hand in hand with a girl, as clear a picture of a couple as you had ever seen, you couldn’t manage to be upset.

You payed attention, and found that he did this constantly, that almost every day he was pursuing someone other than you.

Even if you said something, he wouldn’t stop. Laito obviously saw no problem with what he was doing, made no attempts to hide it.

So you resigned yourself to letting it happen.

Shuu:

-The cheating itself was less surprising than that Shuu had stayed awake long enough to pursue someone.

You were stuck with him, had little choice in being available, easy prey.

It was hard to picture him working to find someone else, actually bothering to get up and hunt, waste energy on a person who wouldn’t just stumble upon him at opportune moments.

Bringing up the infidelity would get you nowhere. If you were lucky, Shuu would just laugh it off and chastise you for assuming he’d be any different.

So you tried to picture how miserable his next prey would be in the end.

How would the boys react to their s/o digging their nails into them as they suck their blood? xoxo thank you

Admin Mawile: ( ~▽~)/ Ohhhh boy…

Shuu:

-He hardly even notices, the slightly stinging pinpricks of a human’s nails far too small a bother to pay attention to. If anything, he just thinks it’s funny that you seem to think you could do any real damage to him.

Reiji:

-He’ll pry your hands off him immediately, pinning them above your head with some condescending comment about how poor your manners are. All it does is give him an excuse to keep you restrained- and a reason to punish you later.

Ayato:

-The slight pain of your nails in his shoulder, coupled with your frantic, pained expression on your face just make him all the rougher, so thrilled by your terror that he can only think of wanting more.

Kanato:

-It makes him angry, that you’d dare to try to fight, and if he’s annoyed enough, he’ll knock you out just so he doesn’t have to feed on something that struggles. You’re so much more pleasant when you can’t move or fight.

Laito:

-He loves it, and will probably loudly encourage you to dig in harder. If those words don’t make you uncomfortable enough to want to pull away, the flushed, predatory look on his face definitely will.

Subaru:

-Chances are, he doesn’t even feel it. Human nails just don’t feel like much compared to the kinds of pain he’s used to. If it does manage to register, he’ll just yell at you for trying to fight him and bite all the harder.

Ruki:

-He’ll wrench your hands away in an instant, harshly twisting them above your head and muttering something about livestock and proper respect. Once he’s done feeding, you’ll be punished for acting out.

Kou:

-If he’s in a good mood, he’ll find is hilariously and bite all the more painfully to see how hard you can scratch. If he’s in a bad mood, he’ll shove you against a wall and show you exactly why you’re the prey.

Yuuma:

-He allows, if not encourages that kind of clawing, finding it hilarious and thrilling when you scratch at him like you’re so panicked you think you pathetic human strength could make any difference.

Azusa:

-He loves it and half melts into your scratching nails, sighing heavily and asking you to please do it harder. Anything you can do to hurt him just serves as encouragement in Azusa’s mind, a sign that you must be as happy as he is.

Carla:

-If you claw hard enough to become annoyance, there’s a chance he’ll crack your wrist just to make a point. Acting against him won’t be tolerated, even if there’s no possible way you could do him real harm.

Shin:

-He thinks it’s funny that you’re trying something so pathetic to fight back. As long as you don’t annoy him, he’ll let you dig in your nails, maybe even finding the taste of your blood better for the little sparks of pain.

-facepalm- sorry sorry, okay right. Okay for the wound scenario; Carla, Shuu, Ayato, and hmmm…Subaru or Laito idk. Surprise me cx 💖

Admin Mawile: (／・ω・)／

Carla:

-There was no punishment he dealt without sufficient reason. If you were in pain, you had earned every moment of it.

Every dark, throbbing bruise, every weeping cut was proof that you had disobeyed, motivation to do better in the future. Your complaints were nothing more than proof that you had not yet learned your lesson.

He’d never demean his position by tending to your wounds, no that would be far beneath the position of king.

But feeling some satisfaction at your miserable face was just natural.

Shuu:

-Punishing you was enough trouble. Having to deal with your stupid whining afterwards was all the worse.

Were you just so stupid that you couldn’t learn? Or were you asking to be hurt again? Since he’d punished you for being too loud, more of that annoying whimpering had to be an invitation for more.

Pinning your arms out of the way and roughly splashing fresh alcohol against your wounds elicited the loveliest shrieks.

At lest this was something worth moving for.

Ayato:

-For all your talking back, you sure couldn’t take much punishment; he’d barely hurt you and you were already sobbing.

You should have thought about what messing with him would get you before getting so head-strong, huh? Bleeding and whimpering, you sure looked sorry for forgetting your place.

Yeah, he’d done enough for now. That fresh blood was looking a lot more appealing than smacking you around.

Your misery made the blood taste all the better.

Laito:

-Oh how cute you are when in pain. That adorable little face, twisting up and going all red as you tried to hold in the most precious noises.

The aftermath was just as sweet. Red, dripping gashes littering your flesh like jewelry, poisoning the air with the sweet, perfect scent of your blood. You make a sharp sound when he dabs at them with something stinging.

He chides you to hold still, tightening his grip on your wrist until the bones creak, digging one pointed nail into the edge of a deep cut.

Yes, cleaning you up was nearly as fun as causing the mess.

Can you do a scenario with Kanato, Carla, and Kou where they want their s/o to play with their hair? Hope this is okay, I can’t find the rules on mobile and I know you’re only suppose to request a couple of characters for a scenario. Thank you! 💖 (P.s. Miss ya Skitty and love you Mawile)

Admin Mawile: ヾ(@゜∇゜@)ノ

Kanato:

-Even Kanato’s nicer moments were vaguely terrifying.

With his head in your lap, dark-rimmed eyes gently shut, soft hair pooling around his head like a halo, he almost looked peaceful.

But, you also knew, if your hand stopped stroking the absurdly downy fluff of his hair for even a moment, he’d probably try to throw you out the window, furious for being disobeyed.

His demands of affection were far from unusual; sudden, violent things where he’d demand an emotion much softer than you felt capable of giving. He’d flop down in your lap, clutching that creepy toy to his chest, and with eyes as wide and needy as a child, command your attention.

There was an unspoken threat in the air, that if you ever denied him or dared mention these moments to anyone else, you’d pay dearly.

But, with the horribly fragile expression on his pale face, you couldn’t help but feel like he needed you more than he’d ever admit.

Carla:

-The only time Carla came close to needy was when his illness left him so feverish and pained he was entirely unaware of his own actions.

When he was half asleep, caught between fever dreams and reality, head pressing into your thigh, one worryingly thin hand clutched tightly in your clothing like a claw.

Carla’s eyes cracked open, just a little, and with a deep, miserable sigh, he tilted his face out of view.

That was as close an invitation as any you’d get to comfort him, the nearest thing to an admission of pain his pride would allow. Burying your fingers in the slightly sweat-damp, still ridiculously soft strands of his hair, you started to gently stroke and rub at his scalp.

His face relaxed just a bit, you thought, going slack with something like peace.

Kou:

-This was his payment, he said, for going easy on you while feeding this morning.

Since he’d been so kind as to make sure you didn’t hurt any more than you had to, it was only right that you pay him back with something just as good.

Apparently, “something just as good” meant laying splayed out across your lap, head tucked into the curve of your waist, practically purring as you run your fingers through his hair.

Even as cute as he seemed, sharp nails clutching at your thigh reminded you exactly what your position here was. Kou was demanding something, and you were only there to provide it.

It was still nice, seeing him so close to unguarded and genuine, melting under attention that you suddenly realized how badly he must need. It was probably no more than one of his games, tricking you into imagining vulnerability that was never there, but you didn’t care.

There was something real about how tightly he clung to you.

How would the brothers react to the heroine s/o nudging them awake softly, asking if they could sleep with them just for the night, offering blood if it meant they could? Xoxoxo, really love this blog. Really helps me with my writers block.

Admin Mawile:ヾ（*⌒ヮ⌒*）Yayyyy!! Writer’s block is the WORST.

Shuu:

-Waking him up is one of the most foolish things you can do, and even the promise of a resistance free feeding won’t ease his annoyance. He’ll take the blood and then shove you out of the room, just to make a point about waking him up and what it will get you.

Reiji:

-He’s extremely displeased at your obvious lack of manners, waking him up for no reason other than a selfish request. You’ll be allowed to stay in his room, yes, but it will be while forced to stand in a corner and endure some kind of creative, painful punishment for acting out.

Ayato:

-He won’t be happy to be suddenly woken up, but will eagerly take up the opportunity of a meal with no fighting. Once he’s drained you to near unconsciousness, you’ll be left in an exhausted heap at the end of his bed. Technically, it is what you wanted.

Kanato:

-He’ll scream at you for bothering, quite likely stabbing you with some nearby sharp object before taking blood anyway, roughly, relishing every pained whimper you make. In a sudden flip, he’ll then insist you stay in his bed, but only if you can stay as still as a doll.

Laito:

-He instantly turns your innocent request into something perverted, teasing you about how badly you must want to sleep with him to be offering blood for something he’d give you anyway. You’ll definitely be able to stay with him, but neither of you will be doing much sleeping.

Subaru:

-If the quiet knock on the lid of his coffin does rouse him, all he’ll have for you is a lot of yelling and a door slammed in your face. Later, when he’s not startled and still fogged over with sleep, there will be a punishment waiting for making a noisy nuisance of yourself.

Ruki:

-For bothering him, you’ll be lucky if you aren’t left locked out on the balcony. Either way, you’ll be getting a stern lecture come tomorrow, and he definitely won’t be indulging such a selfish request coming from livestock. In fact, he should probably be making an effort to teach you better.

Kou:

-He’ll let you stay… but only after taking a painful amount of blood as payment and teasing you excessively for even making such an embarrassing request. If you can sleep comfortably with his taunts ringing in your ears and his bites throbbing at your neck, you’re lucky.

Yuuma:

-A suddenly woken Yuuma is grouchy, and you’ll be getting the worst of it. He’ll slam something heavy at the wall near your head, stomping around and yelling at you for disturbing him. You might be allowed to stay, but only pinned down and missing so much blood you can’t make any more noise.

Azusa:

-He’d let you stay in an instant, quickly scooting over and staring you like it’s some kind of dream. Once you’re settled in, he won’t dare move, afraid that if he disturbs you you’ll get angry and leave. When he finally falls asleep, he winds up unconsciously gravitating toward your warmth.

Carla:

-Chances are, he wasn’t asleep to begin with, kept up by the pain of his illness tearing at his chest. On the up side, you didn’t make the deadly mistake of waking him, but he’s all the more irritated from the pain itself and worse, being intruded upon, and is accordingly violent.

Shin:

-Depending on what kind of mood he’s in, he’ll either laugh at you but allow you to stay, or roughly throw you out of the room. Either way, he’ll be claiming a sickening amount of blood the next day, and won’t stop making fun of you for being needy and pathetic for weeks.