What if the S&M’s s/o was a well known psychologist and therapist and could tell something was up with each brother as soon as she met them? For example knowing Shu slept a lot and was v distant b/c of depression and fear of connecting with other people b/c of loosing someone important in his life. And she did/said little nice things that meant she knew what was going on with them but wouldn’t push the issue?

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Shuu:

-He doesn’t like that you can see so much into his issues, and it more than a little uncomfortable with how easy it is for you to read him. It’s better not to bring things up too often, because reminders of his worse memories are a good way to get him to shut down even more. 

Reiji:

-He dislikes that you think yourself good enough to pry into his personal issues, and responds to any negative insinuations with strict punishment. He absolutely hates the idea that you can see into how pathetic he once was, and does everything possible to keep those times hidden. 

Ayato:

-He hardly notices the little hints you drop, and when he does, can hardly decide being angry or pleased. On one hand, it’s a good thing that you’re so sympathetic towards him and clearly hateful of the old hag’s treatment, but he’s equally disturbed by the idea of you seeing so many of his flaws. 

Kanato:

-He hates the idea of you prying into his mind, and throws an absolute fit every time you make some comment that shows how much you know. It’s really better to stay quiet about what you figure out with him, as pressing too far just ends in tantrums and crying fits of rage. 

Laito:

-Are you sure you really want to find out what’s in there? Laito’s head is a dark, scary place, and even someone like yourself might become very uncomfortable the more you learn. Laito isn’t going to be happy about you prying into his secrets, either, so judge carefully. 

Subaru:

-He doesn’t like the idea of you being able to easily see how filthy he really is, and gets very angry if you try to bring up anything. So long as you don’t make a point of mentioning it all, he can deal with it, but if you start bringing up the worse points of his past, he’ll be angry. 

Ruki:

-He absolutely despises the idea of you being able to tell that much about any part of him, and he’ll be furious if you bring up the wrong thing (especially anything pre-orphanage). His past is a disgusting, horrible thing, and prying too far into it isn’t going to end well for either of you. 

Kou:

-He has absolutely no problems with discussing his past, so long as he doesn’t have to reveal anything genuine. Your technique reminds him a little too much of his own ability, and because of the fact that he can hide nothing, he’s more than a little uncomfortable with how much you can see. 

Yuuma:

-In that case, you probably know more about his past that he does. If you can really figure that much out just by talking to him, then do you have any idea what all has happened outside of his memories? As weird as it is to be so easily read, your little skill might actually be helpful. 

Azusa:

-He’s perfectly fine with you knowing things about his past, and is only a bit confused as to why you don’t just ask him. He’ll talk about nearly anything you ask, and has no problems with you knowing every detail of his childhood. He completely fails to see why some things should remain secret. 

Carla:

-He hates the very idea of you being able to tell so much about the things that have happened to him and the way he used to be, and turns extremely angry as soon as he figures out what you’re doing. There’s far too much weakness in his past for you to ever be allowed to know about. 

Shin:

-He’s nothing short of furious the second he realizes how much of him you have figured out, and immediately demands you quit trying to pry into his past. There are things about back then that he never wants you, or anyone else, to ever know. It’s just too pathetic to bear. 

This is for the Pet Au. What would happen if the pets are unsellable? Would they just kill them or something?

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-Yes, pets that can’t be sold or exceed their own worth with the cost of keeping them are put down. If a pet can’t be profitable, few people see any reason in keeping it around. Vampires specifically are intelligent, potentially dangerous creatures that have a high cost of keeping them, and few breeders or sellers are willing to put up with a pet that isn’t worth anything. The most common excuse is that it’s kinder to put a pet down than let it live in a shelter or breeder’s establishment it’s whole life. 

Reactions from The S&M brothers when they fond out that their S/O has been making bentos and spending her lunch breaks with a girl she’s made friends with at school?

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Shuu: He doesn’t care in the slightest. It’s entirely up to you what you do in your spare time, and he’s not going to bother to interfere.

Reiji: As long as the other girl isn’t a bad influence, he’s fine with it, but otherwise, the friendship will soon be cut off. 

Ayato: He’s immediately jealous of someone else getting your attention, and most likely does something to scare the girl away from you. 

Kanato: He’s instantly, furiously jealous, and quite probably kills the other girl just to make sure that you can’t like anyone but him. 

Laito: He’ll make all manner of disgusting “jokes” about you and your friend, even going so far as to invite her to play with the two of you. 

Subaru: He doesn’t care one bit who you want to be friends with, and avoids getting involved in the matter entirely. 

Ruki: As long as you’re not doing anything you know you’re not supposed to, he’ll allow the little friendship to continue. 

Kou: Does that girl know you’re dating an idol? What would she do if she found out that you should be giving all your attention to him?

Yuuma: He’s fine with you doing what you please, and does nothing to interfere with the friendship unless it starts causing problems. 

Azusa: He’s delighted that you’ve found a friend, and is perfectly content knowing that you’re happy doing things with her. 

Pet Au. The boys had lived under the care of a very kind owner for many years. Now, the owner is on their death bed. How would they react when their owner thanks them for being the best pet and companion they could have before they die? (I read before that their lifespan is 200 years or less? It’s short but their still able to out live their owners if it’s like that.)

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Shuu:

-Soon after you pass away, he falls into a total depression, losing all will to live. You were the only thing in his life that mattered, and there’s no point in sticking around if the one kind human in the world is gone. He’ll likely soon be dead too, either from self-neglect or being put down. 

Reiji:

-It’s the natural course of things for humans to pass away long before vampires do, and he should be able to accept it. Hopefully you’ll have some kind relative willing to take him in, or some plan in your will for his care, otherwise, he really will be doomed.

Ayato:

-He becomes almost frantic after you die, convinced that no other human will ever want him. He’s not a young vampire now, and even though your ownership has left a glowing mark on his record, he’s most likely doomed to be forgotten, completely worthless without you there. 

Kanato:

-After your death, he loses all desire to stick around the world without you, and most likely makes an attempt on his own life. There’s no point in living if you’re not there, and he fully intends to follow you into death, rather than stick around and be sold off to someone who could never measure up to you. 

Laito:

-After an owner passes away, pets are either passed on to someone in their will, taken in by a relative, or sold off to someone willing to take something used. Either way, his future is rather bleak, and he thoroughly expects to be miserable now that the one kind human in the world is gone. 

Subaru:

-There’s no way anyone but you would ever take him in, and surely, now that you’re gone, he has no future but to be put down and sent to join you. For once, through, he doesn’t mind the idea of dying one bit. At least then, he won’t have to keep on living without you. 

Ruki:

-Even though you’ll be leaving a good mark on his record, it’s highly unlikely that he’ll ever be adopted again. As a low quality vampire, his life span isn’t much beyond yours, and few humans will be interested in an aging, mixed breed vampire with little to his name but one good owner. 

Kou:

-He’s absolutely distraught, and almost certainly tries to off himself soon after. You’re the only human he could ever imagine trusting, and even if he was adopted again, there’s no guarantee that whoever took him in would even be worth living with. He’d much sooner be reunited with you. 

Yuuma:

-He’s horribly distressed by your passing, and is absolutely terrified of what kind of owner he could possibly wind up with next, if any. Yes, it’s probably more likely that he’ll never find a home again, and be sent to join you even sooner than his half breed life span would allow. 

Azusa:

-He’s gotten so attached to you over the years that he’ll never be the same, never be able to adapt to another owner for as long as he has left to live. He won’t try to kill himself, but he’ll remain so despondent and distant that he’ll likely be put down to save the costs of caring for him. 

Carla:

-Despite missing you horribly, he knows that this is just a part of his species’ life. If anything, it’s a shock that he ever managed to outlive you. The only comfort in the matter is that, with his illness and whatever life he still has, it surely won’t be long until he’s with you again. 

Shin:

-First Bloods have a rather long lifespan, and he knew from the beginning that you would be but a part of it. He’ll be auctioned off to someone else, now, someone who could never be as kind as you were, and every part of him wishes he was worthless enough to just be allowed to follow you. 

S,M and T brother reaction to having a very tomboyish S.O. who refuse to wear skirts or dresses outside of her uniform. But she had a lovely face and nice figure.

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Shuu: He really doesn’t care how you choose to dress or act. As long as you’re easy prey and don’t bother him too much, it’s all fine by him. 

Reiji: He rather dislikes how unrefined this part of your personality is, and will out time towards training you to be a more proper partner. 

Ayato: He’s more than fine with the way you are, especially the amazing figure underneath your more sporty choices of clothing. 

Kanato: He prefers softer, more doll-like prey, but as long as you’re not a nuisance, any way of dressing and acting is doable. 

Laito: It doesn’t matter a bit to him. As long as you’re entertaining, he’ll take prey of any and all personalities and types. 

Subaru: It’s not really his business how you dress, and aside from teasing you about it a little, he doesn’t particularly care. 

Ruki: He would much prefer you reign in such improper behavior soon, and makes a point of reminding you who makes your choices. 

Kou: Are you sure you want to risk making an idol look bad? He mostly waves empty threats about the matter over your head to get a rise out of you. 

Yuuma: Pants are honestly what’s better for working in the garden, and he has no complaints to voice, if only because of that. 

Azusa: It’s your business how you dress, and he’s going to find you adorable no matter what. Scars are cuter than clothing, too. 

Carla: He would prefer you dress your station, but as long as you behave him in other ways, clothing may just be allowed to slip by. 

Shin: He might make fun of you for dressing the way you do, but he really doesn’t care much about the matter to begin with. 

Uhm I don’t know if someone already asked this but…how would the Pet!AU boys react if their owner (who is always kind and loving) would be attacked? How or from whom doesn’t matter ^^ You two are awesome!!

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Shuu:

-Vampires are still stronger than humans by quite a bit, but they’ve all be programmed to never attack. The best he can force himself to do for you is find help, and even then, there’s not much a pet can possibly do. 

Reiji:

-He despises the idea of any harm coming to you, but can see little he can actually do to help you in that situation. Beyond getting help, what could a weak house pet ever do to save you?

Ayato:

-There’s nothing he wants to do more than attack whoever’s hurting you and keep you safe, but he has little idea what a pet could do. He’s been programmed not to hurt humans, no matter what happens. 

Kanato:

-From the moment things start getting violent, he’s hiding somewhere and hoping not to be found. Angry humans trigger every instinct to shut down and behave, and there’s little he can force himself to do. 

Laito:

-He’s learned well what it means to hurt a human, and even to save you, there’s a chance he could be put down for it. If things get bad he might do something, but otherwise, the most he’ll do is seek help. 

Subaru:

-In a fit of rage, he’ll lash out at whoever’s hurting you, most likely doing them some fairly severe harm. Even if it saves you, he’ll  be convinced you’re going to get rid of him for hurting a human and being bad again. 

Ruki:

-He knows very well what would happen if he ever dared to lash out against a human, and while he will do everything in his power to help you, physically harming the attacker is absolutely unthinkable. 

Kou:

-As soon as the attacker starts acting aggressive, he absolutely shuts down. He’s honestly hardly aware that you’re being attacked, and will hide in sheer panic for as long as a potential threat is there. 

Yuuma: 

-Despite knowing that he could be put down for harming a human, even under circumstances like these, he’s acting before he can think. As powerful as he is, there likely won’t be much left of the attacker. 

Azusa:

-He’d never dare hurt a human, but he’d happily take any pain for you. He’ll put himself between you and the attacker immediately, taking anything that the person would have done to you instead. 

Carla:

-It takes every bit of strength his ailing body has, but in a moment of sheer rage, he attacks the person hurting you. Considering the inherent power of a First Blood, that is not going to end well for them. 

Shin:

-Since he’s worth enough that you probably won’t have him killed for hurting a human, he takes this chance to do something vicious to the person. There’s no way he’d sit there and let something bad happen to you. 

what about like carrying pocket au bois around in ur shirt front pocket like taking them every where?

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Shuu: He’ll happily fall asleep anywhere you put him, and can be carried around however you’d like. Just make sure you don’t forget about him. 

Reiji: He dislikes being manhandled, probably won’t appreciate being lifted like a toy, and will find some way of controlling the situation no matter what. 

Ayato: He’s extremely excited to be so high up, and will climb your head in no time to get a better view of what’s around you. 

Kanato: He’s perfectly content to be close to you in almost any way, and will happily curl up in your pocket for as long as you’ll let him stay. 

Laito: He’s fine with being handled, but there’s a good chance he’ll use the opportunity to escape and find somewhere to make trouble. 

Subaru: He’s a bit nervous about being held where he could be dropped, but quickly adjusts when the new view catches his attention. 

Ruki: He’s fine with the handling, but might try to get away if you get too rough with him. Be sure you keep a good hold on him. 

Kou: He will absolutely use the chance to escape just to mess with you, and you’ll need to be very sure you’re keeping a close eye on him. 

Yuuma: He’s more excited by the view than anything, and will stay tame enough to handle for as long as he gets to be with you. 

Azusa: He happily accepts any attention, and will be perfectly easy to handle the whole time, delighted that you want to be with him. 

Carla: He doesn’t like being manhandled, but will calm down once he’s safely in your pocket and given some space to himself. 

Shin: He’ll struggle and bite until he realizes how good the view is, and pout if you try too hard to keep him from wriggling away. 

I would like headcanons of how the boys in the Child AU react to their new care taker coming home from work really tired and stressed but they just smile and wrap the kiddo in a hug and say how happy they are to be home. Thank you~!

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Shuu:

-He hardly picks up on the fact that you’re stressed, and greets you just as happily as usual. He may be a little bit dense to things like this, but his sheer joy at seeing you might be enough to make you feel better. 

Reiji:

-He almost immediately assumes it’s his fault that you’re so worn out, and becomes determined to make things better for you. He starts trying to help you more, but out or fear more than anything. 

Ayato:

-While he’s more than a little worried that this all is somehow his fault, he tries to act like everything is normal. Maybe you haven’t decided you hate him yet, and he’ll do anything to push that moment further away. 

Kanato:

-If he can tell that you’re upset, he’ll make a legitimate effort to help, even offering you Teddy to hold. Since the bear makes everything better for him, you should feel fine now that you’ve held him too. 

Laito:

-Hell mostly try to stay out of your way, afraid that you’ll decide to take the stress out on him. It’s not worth it to try to comfort you, even if it’s almost painful to see you so upset and exhausted. 

Subaru:

-He more or less expects you to take your exhaustion out on him, and is entirely stiff even while you hug him. She would have never missed a chance to blame him for everything that went wrong in her life. 

Ruki:

-As soon as he realizes that you’re having a hard time, he’s ready to do anything he can to help you. It wouldn’t do for him to be useless while you’re working so hard, and he’ll take up some of your work if he has to. 

Kou:

-Honestly, he’s half expecting you to take your anger out on him. It has to be somehow his fault that you’re having such a hard time, and he’s all but convinced that he needs to change something for you. 

Yuuma:

-If you’re so stressed out, then why don’t you just let him help out more? It’s not like it would kill him to do some housework for you, especially if you’re so tired from work that he can pick up on it. 

Azusa:

-As soon as he realizes you’re having a hard time, he’d do almost anything to make it better for you. Unfortunately, his ideas of helping involve you getting your anger out by hurting him, just like he’s used to. 

Carla:

-He’s worried about you from the moment he realizes you’re so worn out, and will do anything he can to make you feel better. He’s terrified of you deciding that it’s hid fault for needing too much from you. 

Shin:

-It stresses him out a bit that you seem so upset, and he’ll be noticeably on edge until your situation improves. There’s always a chance you’ll decide that it’s his fault you’re having such a hard time, after all. 

What if the Sakamaki brothers had a shy, quiet (quiet as in doesn’t talk much and has a very soft voice, but still replies when talked to), polite, and super smart sacrificial bride?

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Shuu:

-He doesn’t have much preference as to what your personality is like, and so long as you remain quiet and out of the way, he’ll be perfectly content. It’s basically ideal to have such a non-troublesome person around, and so long as you’re obedient, he’ll be very interested in keeping you around. 

Reiji:

-He definitely appreciates your subservient, easy to deal with nature, but will continue to raise his standards for your behavior no matter what you do. There’s no such thing as good enough for him, and you’ll merely be sparing yourself some pain by being smart enough to stay out of his way. 

Ayato:

-Honestly, it’s a bit boring to have someone so quiet around, and he goes to great lengths to make you give some kind of reaction. It’s definitely entertaining to chip cracks into that soft exterior, and he can’t wait to see what you’re like when he finally gets through and shatters it. 

Kanato:

-He’s fond of how quiet and doll-like you are, but gets a bit annoyed by how nothing he does seems to affect you. You’re smart enough to avoid the worst of is temper, and it’s frustrating to not be able to get the best of you so easily. In the end, though, you’re not so bad to be around. 

Laito:

-Your behavior is nothing short of entertaining to him, and it quickly becomes almost a project to him to break you. Whatever’s under that sweet exterior has to be deeply amusing, and he’s absolutely fascinated with seeing just how long you can manage to entertain him for. 

Subaru:

-He rather dislikes how fragile you seem, how much more brutish it makes him look in comparison, but becomes more fond of your soft, intelligent nature than he’d really like to admit as time goes by. At the very least, you’re quiet, and he certainly welcomes someone who knows when to shut up.

How would all the boys react to being turned into humans suddenly?

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Shuu:

-Considering that all he really does he’s sleep, he’ll hardly notice. The only way being human really affects him is that suddenly he can get sick from sleeping in the rain, he’s hungry so much more often than he’s used to, and it’s impossible to sleep through some of the things he used to. 

Reiji:

-The weakness of the situation frustrates him immensely but otherwise, he copes fairly well. He’s not one to engage in risky behaviors, and he keeps a reasonable enough routine to survive as a fragile human. The only real issue is that overwork is now an actual danger. 

Ayato:

-He’s a mess within the first day, after doing something reckless, getting hurt, and then being shocked to discover that he can’t heal instantly anymore. It takes ages for him to adjust to not being immortal, and honestly, he hates every second of feeling so weak and useless. 

Kanato:

-He’s an absolute disaster within the first couple days. Combining a lack of sleep, poor diet, and self destructive tendencies ends in a sick and battered human body, and a very miserable Kanato. He doesn’t have the slightest idea how to take care of himself, and will suffer until someone helps. 

Laito:

-The physical aspects of a human body aren’t so difficult for him to deal with, but the knowledge that he’s now practically helpless, without magic or power, is horribly frightening. He’s so used to being the one in control that a sudden shock back to powerlessness makes him almost sick. 

Subaru:

-He hates not having his strength anymore, and constantly forgets that hitting solid objects ends in pain for his now fragile self. It’s horrible to get used to being so weak, and his frustrations mount as he can no longer take them out in his usual methods of violence and destruction. 

Ruki:

-He’s been human before and he can do it again. It’s not awful getting used to a body that needs food and sleep all over again, and what really bothers him is how absolutely useless he now is, powerless as this body makes him. Overall, it’s an annoyance, but not one that he can’t bear. 

Kou: 

-It’s rather annoying to be stuck in the same form he started out in, but not the worst thing that could happen. Sure, it’s a pain to have to remember to eat so often, but he’s a totally different person than he was back then, and having a job as an idol to attend is enough to keep his mind off the memories. 

Yuuma:

-His main problem with being human is how difficult it is to keep up with his garden, how annoying it is to be so easily exhausted. Other than that, he adapts very well to being human again, and easily keeps up with his body’s demands for food, rest, and proper care. 

Azusa:

-He’s perfectly fine with being human again, but the problem comes in that he no longer is aware of his body’s limits for pain and injury. As a vampire, nothing he did stuck around for long, and it took real effort to properly wound himself; the kind of effort that a human body could hardly take. 

Carla:

-He remains furious for as long as he’s stuck as a human, glaring viciously and doing everything he can to make up for the fact that he’s now basically useless. The only up side to the whole situation is that he’s finally free of the Endzeit, since it’s a disease that only affects First Bloods. 

Shin:

-He has an absolutely horrible time, and detests every moment of weakness his now pathetic body forces him into. Being human is being everything he hates, and he couldn’t despise the situation more if he tried. It’s a nightmare, having to keep up with such a weak, useless body.