Could you do a head canon where you are 6ft and how would the s boys react?

Admin Mawile: o(○`ω´○)9

Shuu:

-It doesn’t really matter; your strength is no match for his, and it’s no harder to corner a big human than a small one. If anything, now he just expects you to carry him more often, since you’re obviously big enough to handle it. 

Reiji:

-Height has no bearing on status, and you’re still expected to obey him and behave yourself. He might be a little frustrated about not being able to look down on you, but you’ll never know about it. 

Ayato:

-He hates how you tower over him, and makes every effort to keep you somehow beneath him. It’s not fair for some stupid piece of prey to be above him, and you’re going to have to pay for it. 

Kanato:

-He will have absolute fits about it and quite literally drag you down to his height for punishment. He’s sort of insecure about his height to begin with, and having to look up at a stupid human is infuriating. 

Laito:

-Tall Bitch-chans are just as cute as short ones, and every bit as delicious! And anyway, there are plenty of ways to make what seems like an advantage in your favor into something more fun. 

Subaru:

-I-it definitely doesn’t bother him that he has to actually look up a little to make eye contact with you. Nope. Not one bit. He doesn’t find it embarrassing at all to be noticeably shorter than his prey.

How would the boys react to their s/o being very calm and collected, like she isn’t really afraid of them anymore, she understands that she will probably die here and just tries to live comfortably as possible under the circumstances~ thanks so much! I adore both admins writing!♡

Admin Mawile: (。・ω・)ノ゙ Thank you!!

Shuu:

-He far prefers you as quiet, easy prey. Since you don’t bother to run any more, it’s much easier to grab a quick meal and go back to sleep. It’s not like he’s going to be any nicer to you, but he might feel slightly fond towards a simple, unobtrusive human who actually cooperates. 

Reiji:

-As long as you’re still obedient and well-mannered, he’ll be delighted that you’ve finally learned your place. Broken, compliant prey is ever so much easier to control, and you’re much more tolerable now that that stubborn, foolish rebellious streak is fully stamped out. 

Ayato:

-Once you quit making fun reactions, he almost immediately gets bored. Then, he fluctuates from ignoring you for so long you think he may have given up for good and using a whole new level of sadism to try to get you to react. He gets so carried away in those time, you might be killed on accident. 

Kanato:

-You’re so much nicer now that you behave so much more like an obedient doll. Isn’t everything better when you don’t try to make him angry? If anything, the sudden compliance just makes him like you more, pleased with the kind of pleasant, manipulable prey you’ve become. 

Laito:

-Well now you’re just boring. If you can’t keep him entertained, Laito will quickly grow bored of you, and either leave you to the mercy of his brothers or kill you off himself for one more burst of fun. Either way, if you don’t find some way to keep his interest, you will be very right about your impending doom. 

Subaru:

-It’s kind of boring to not be able to scare you anymore, but it’s probably for the best that you’ve accepted your fate. A very small, very deeply part of him is vaguely sickened at how you too have been forced to accept this kind of horrible life, but that particular feeling is never allowed to surface. 

Ruki:

-Good. Livestock should know their place, and even though you’re showing much less fear than he’d expected, the respect and compliance are exactly what he expects from you. Maybe now, you won’t need to be punished as often, since you’ve actually learned to behave. 

Kou:

-He’s disappointed that his cute little human has become so boring. You’re really no different than any other human now, you know? And if you can’t find some way to keep his interest, maybe he’ll just have to replace you for someone cuter, someone who’s actually still fun to toy with. 

Yuuma:

-Honestly, he might not entirely notice. Yeah, it’s a little different that you don’t shriek or fight, but the subtle details of how accepting and calm you’ve become fly right under his attention. All he really cares about is how much more obedient you’ve become, how much easier to feed from. 

Azusa: 

-He somehow manages to take the change as a sign that you’re happy with him and what he does for you. He’ll probably start hurting you more, certain that you must like it because you never do anything to fight back. His only problem with the change is how rarely you try to hurt him now. 

Carla:

-The way you’re acting now is how you should have been to begin with. Submissive and compliant with his every command is exactly the way he expects you to behave. However, he quickly becomes annoyed by your lack of proper fear, and is quite likely to give you a whole new reason to be terrified. 

Shin:

-You don’t do anything entertaining any more, and it’s so boring he can hardly take it. He’ll probably try to kill you off and replace you with a more amusing human who’s still afraid. Either that or endeavor to find new ways to make you react, ways to terrify you like never before. 

If the Diaboys were girls, what would be their bust sizes given their moms’ genetics n stuff (all 13 of them plz also Ayato will be flat cuz karma’s a bitch XDD)

( ̄ω ̄) Alright, first an explanation of how bra sizes work (and what’s considered “reasonable”)

The band size is the number of inches/centimeters the area directly below the breasts (where the band will sit). It’s relevant to how big the person is. Someone thinner or more petite will likely have a smaller size, like 28, 30, or 32. Someone who’s heavier or more stocky will likely have a larger size, like 38, 40, or 42. 

The cup size is taken from the number of inches around the chest at the breasts themselves is. In American sizes, one inch difference between the two measurements equals one cup size. Cup size is a measurement of how far the breasts protrude, and is not by itself an indication of size. Say someone’s band size is 30 and they measure 34 inches at the bust; that four inch difference makes them a D cup. If someone measures 28 inches at the band and 35 at the bust, they’d be a G cup. DDD cups and above are not as big as you think they are. E to H cups and above are perfectly reasonable, especially for people who are heavy. 

A large cup size does not automatically mean large breasts. Band size and cup size are connected and proportional. A 32D isn’t all that big, even though it’s a D cup. A 40B isn’t all that small, even though it’s a B cup. Quick PSA here: Many people have no idea how to properly size bras, and it’s a good idea to make sure you’re wearing the correct size. A couple years ago, I though I was a 34B. After properly measuring, I found out I was a 32D. That’s the difference proper sizing makes. 

Explanation/PSA over. Now for your request! (⌒▽⌒)

Shuu: 36D

Reiji: 34B

Ayato: 32A (just for you, anon >:))

Kanato: 28B

Laito: 32DD/E

Subaru: 34C

Ruki: 38C

Kou: 28G

Yuuma: 40D

Azusa: 32B

Carla: 38DDD/F

Shin: 36D

How would the boys react to their s/o digging their nails into them as they suck their blood? xoxo thank you

Admin Mawile: ( ~▽~)/ Ohhhh boy… 

Shuu:

-He hardly even notices, the slightly stinging pinpricks of a human’s nails far too small a bother to pay attention to. If anything, he just thinks it’s funny that you seem to think you could do any real damage to him. 

Reiji:

-He’ll pry your hands off him immediately, pinning them above your head with some condescending comment about how poor your manners are. All it does is give him an excuse to keep you restrained- and a reason to punish you later. 

Ayato:

-The slight pain of your nails in his shoulder, coupled with your frantic, pained expression on your face just make him all the rougher, so thrilled by your terror that he can only think of wanting more. 

Kanato:

-It makes him angry, that you’d dare to try to fight, and if he’s annoyed enough, he’ll knock you out just so he doesn’t have to feed on something that struggles. You’re so much more pleasant when you can’t move or fight. 

Laito:

-He loves it, and will probably loudly encourage you to dig in harder. If those words don’t make you uncomfortable enough to want to pull away, the flushed, predatory look on his face definitely will. 

Subaru:

-Chances are, he doesn’t even feel it. Human nails just don’t feel like much compared to the kinds of pain he’s used to. If it does manage to register, he’ll just yell at you for trying to fight him and bite all the harder. 

Ruki:

-He’ll wrench your hands away in an instant, harshly twisting them above your head and muttering something about livestock and proper respect. Once he’s done feeding, you’ll be punished for acting out. 

Kou:

-If he’s in a good mood, he’ll find is hilariously and bite all the more painfully to see how hard you can scratch. If he’s in a bad mood, he’ll shove you against a wall and show you exactly why you’re the prey. 

Yuuma:

-He allows, if not encourages that kind of clawing, finding it hilarious and thrilling when you scratch at him like you’re so panicked you think you pathetic human strength could make any difference. 

Azusa: 

-He loves it and half melts into your scratching nails, sighing heavily and asking you to please do it harder. Anything you can do to hurt him just serves as encouragement in Azusa’s mind, a sign that you must be as happy as he is. 

Carla:

-If you claw hard enough to become annoyance, there’s a chance he’ll crack your wrist just to make a point. Acting against him won’t be tolerated, even if there’s no possible way you could do him real harm. 

Shin:

-He thinks it’s funny that you’re trying something so pathetic to fight back. As long as you don’t annoy him, he’ll let you dig in your nails, maybe even finding the taste of your blood better for the little sparks of pain. 

admin skitty!!! pls share some child au! azusa headcanons!! your writing is just the CUTEST!! <333

Admin Skitty: Thank you so much, I’m glad my style is appealing to you!!!

Well without further ado *cracks knuckles*

*On his first trip to the nighttime pool his Ma had bought him frog faced, pool arm floaters. Though little Azusa already knew how to swim, he became so attached to them that he wears they every time he and his brothers go swimming with her.

*Azusa has a deep insecurity about his speech impediment that only his brothers understand how it affects him. To make things easier for all of them, when they finally begin to visualize their surrogate as their actual mother, they take to calling her ‘Ma’ and it fits quite nicely.

*In the beginning Azusa is incredibly shy and anxious about their new surrogate when he begins to feel himself come attached. He worries because…what if she hates the way he speaks? What if she loves him less because of it? The thought is put to rest by her gentle patience, always waiting for him to finish his sentences before giving her own input. The first time they both have a real conversation, he’s beaming, and hugs her with all the strength he has in him.

*For their Ma, self-harming becomes an issue she can no longer ignore. It’s difficult at first, and still is at times, but her and Azusa have figured out ways to deal with his urges. One day, his Ma and brothers surprise Azusa with a coping kit full of Knick-knacks to help him. Paper to shred, a rubber band to snap at his wrist, art supplies to express himself, and a letter from her telling him how much she loves and cares for him. His favorite though is a family album crafted by his brothers and her. Pictures of all of them or shots of them individually, his heart hurts at how happy they all look together. When he first sees it he’s shaking and tears come, Azusa feels loved. This is one of the happiest moments of his childhood.

*While reading becomes an intimate tradition between Ruki and their Ma, Azusa likes to listen in when they have their sessions. He wishes he wouldn’t take twice, maybe three times as long to finish the pages that Ruki read, but listening is enough and sometimes he falls asleep right outside the door. There are times though where Ruki and her invite him, Kou, and Yuuma for a story time, and as they all cuddle down together, Azusa is content with the warm atmosphere in room.

*Azusa can’t help but cling to his Ma. He always walks behind her and clutches on to her clothing, following her around like he’s her own personal shadow. He loves to cuddle with her and tugs on her garments when he wants more attention. His favorite thing has to be when she picks him up and holds him against her waist, he feels like he’s seeing the world from her view.

* After watching Yuuma attempt to teach Kou how to ride a skateboard (and watching Kou fall flat on his face), he asks if Yuuma will teach him as well. Through this Yuuma and Azusa spend a lot of time together practicing and riding their skateboards all around the mansion, and when he thinks he’s ready Yuuma asks to take Azusa to a skating park. It becomes a family event with Ma preparing a picnic, and Kou and Ruki choosing the protective gear for Azusa. Frog themed protection, because it’s cute, but very safe. Yuuma swears he’ll fight any kid who makes fun of Azusa and his Ma encourages him to do his best, and it was that day Azusa did the sickest ollie ever.

*Family game nights are a weird new family tradition that has popped up here and there, and while every boy gets to select one different game to play every game night, Azusa always chooses the same 1000 piece puzzle. He wants to make these good moments last for as long as possible in his own way.

*One day, Ma stumbled upon Azusa taking care of a captive frog that he had stashed underneath his bed. The boy was shaking, fearing that he would be punished for keeping his new-found companion a secret for so long. Surprise was all he felt though as his Ma spoke to him kindly but sternly asking about why he had hidden it from her. His shock didn’t leave him as him mother told him they would look into proper care for his friend and that he was free to keep them. He cried holding tightly onto her legs for a hug, promising never to keep anything from her again.

(These are just a few of mine for him, feel free to ask for more for any of the boys!!)

How would the brothers react to the heroine s/o nudging them awake softly, asking if they could sleep with them just for the night, offering blood if it meant they could? Xoxoxo, really love this blog. Really helps me with my writers block.

Admin Mawile:ヾ(*⌒ヮ⌒*)Yayyyy!! Writer’s block is the WORST. 

Shuu:

-Waking him up is one of the most foolish things you can do, and even the promise of a resistance free feeding won’t ease his annoyance. He’ll take the blood and then shove you out of the room, just to make a point about waking him up and what it will get you. 

Reiji:

-He’s extremely displeased at your obvious lack of manners, waking him up for no reason other than a selfish request. You’ll be allowed to stay in his room, yes, but it will be while forced to stand in a corner and endure some kind of creative, painful punishment for acting out. 

Ayato:

-He won’t be happy to be suddenly woken up, but will eagerly take up the opportunity of a meal with no fighting. Once he’s drained you to near unconsciousness, you’ll be left in an exhausted heap at the end of his bed. Technically, it is what you wanted. 

Kanato:

-He’ll scream at you for bothering, quite likely stabbing you with some nearby sharp object before taking blood anyway, roughly, relishing every pained whimper you make. In a sudden flip, he’ll then insist you stay in his bed, but only if you can stay as still as a doll. 

Laito:

-He instantly turns your innocent request into something perverted, teasing you about how badly you must want to sleep with him to be offering blood for something he’d give you anyway. You’ll definitely be able to stay with him, but neither of you will be doing much sleeping.

Subaru:

-If the quiet knock on the lid of his coffin does rouse him, all he’ll have for you is a lot of yelling and a door slammed in your face. Later, when he’s not startled and still fogged over with sleep, there will be a punishment waiting for making a noisy nuisance of yourself. 

Ruki:

-For bothering him, you’ll be lucky if you aren’t left locked out on the balcony. Either way, you’ll be getting a stern lecture come tomorrow, and he definitely won’t be indulging such a selfish request coming from livestock. In fact, he should probably be making an effort to teach you better. 

Kou:

-He’ll let you stay… but only after taking a painful amount of blood as payment and teasing you excessively for even making such an embarrassing request. If you can sleep comfortably with his taunts ringing in your ears and his bites throbbing at your neck, you’re lucky. 

Yuuma:

-A suddenly woken Yuuma is grouchy, and you’ll be getting the worst of it. He’ll slam something heavy at the wall near your head, stomping around and yelling at you for disturbing him. You might be allowed to stay, but only pinned down and missing so much blood you can’t make any more noise. 

Azusa:

-He’d let you stay in an instant, quickly scooting over and staring you like it’s some kind of dream. Once you’re settled in, he won’t dare move, afraid that if he disturbs you you’ll get angry and leave. When he finally falls asleep, he winds up unconsciously gravitating toward your warmth. 

Carla:

-Chances are, he wasn’t asleep to begin with, kept up by the pain of his illness tearing at his chest. On the up side, you didn’t make the deadly mistake of waking him, but he’s all the more irritated from the pain itself and worse, being intruded upon, and is accordingly violent.  

Shin:

-Depending on what kind of mood he’s in, he’ll either laugh at you but allow you to stay, or roughly throw you out of the room. Either way, he’ll be claiming a sickening amount of blood the next day, and won’t stop making fun of you for being needy and pathetic for weeks. 

I read the post regarding regular pets in the pet au, and it got me wondering how Kou would act if his owner also had a cat or multiple cats (since Kou in canon is apparently a big fan of cats)

Admin Mawile: (  ◦‿◦)

-Pet Au Kou hasn’t had the experience with his kitties that his canon counterpart has, and at first he’d be mostly afraid. The only animals he’s know are aggressive, diseased things that steal food and leave stinging, easily infected bites, and he expects much the same from these. Once he sees that his new owner’s cats are soft, friendly, and far from out to bite him, he starts getting interested, though, and before long he’s seeing the cats as better, closer companions that any human. 

If all the boys were turned into dogs for a week, what dog breeds would they become? Thank you 😘

Admin Skitty: AAA I am so happy to take part of this request~

I’ve put it under a read more since I’ve included images, in case you don’t know what the breed looks like…or how we visualized them!!

Shuu: Golden Retriever

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Reiji: Poodle

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Laito: Collie

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Kanato: Long Haired Chihuahua

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Ayato: Australian Shepard – brown coat

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Subaru: Pitbull – Albino

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Ruki: Doberman Pinscher

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Kou: Pomeranian

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Yuma: Great Dane

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Azusa: King Charles Cavalier Spaniel

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Carla: Borzoi

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Shin: Rhodesian Ridgeback

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Bonus:

Karlheinz: Afghan Hound

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What would ruki,shuu,laito and kou do if their s/o is crying because they saw them drinking from yui?

Admin Mawile:(´o`)

Ruki:

-Aside from being slightly disgusted at the pathetic scene you made of yourself, he’s rather pleased that you’re already so loyal. If you’ll cry over something so insignificant as him feeding from another piece of prey, you must be awfully attached to your master, the exact dedication he wants to see. 

Shuu:

-Beyond a brief laugh at how sensitive you are, he hardly cares and quickly returns to sleep. He might bring it up again if he wants to mess with you, but otherwise, he’ll quickly forget about everything except your ridiculous, miserable, tear-streaked face.

Laito: 

-Aww, it’s sweet that you’re jealous. He’ll tease you about it, bringing up the event over and over and using every insecurity he can find to get an amusing reaction out of you. Your crying face is so wonderfully cute to begin with, and all the better when he can manipulate your every thought to his whims. 

Kou:

-After examining your true feelings in that moment, Kou knows exactly what to do. Now that he knows you care so much, he has one more thing to use against you. Your jealousy will be toyed with, your feelings yanked around so that he can get what he wants from you. 

What do you think would be Yui and the Diaboys’ (including Kino’s) classes in an RPG or MMORPG game like mage,rogue,warrior etc.? (Ayato would defientely be a warrior or a swordsman lol)

Admin Mawile: (,, ・∀・)ノ゛ I’m using Fire Emblem: Fates classes because that’s the rpg I’m most familiar with!

Shuu-Bow Knight

Reiji-Butler

Ayato-Hero

Kanato-Troubadour

Laito-Dark Mage

Subaru-Berserker

Ruki-Mechanist

Kou-Diviner

Yuuma-Oni Savage

Azusa-Kinshi Knight

Carla-Nohr Noble

Shin-Wolfssegner

BONUS: Yui-Preistess