in the Human AU would the boys ever team up and try to escape? also if they did (or if they just attempted it on their own) which ones would be most likely to succeed?

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-Even if they teamed up, it would be pretty much impossible for the boys to escape. As we’re shown when Yui tries to leave in canon, vampires have all kinds of ways of keeping their prey where they want it. If they weren’t hunted down directly, a familiar could find them in no time. Some of the less aware boys might try to escape at some point (Ayato, Shin, Kou), but as soon as their attempts were quickly thwarted, most of them wouldn’t dare to try again. None of them are very likely to succeed, even if they did team up to try it. 

Omg this new human au is great, please keep up the good work! Speaking of the human au, can I get a thing (headcannon or scenario you choose) of where the s and m boys finally break and fall in love with reader vampire, please? Like as in how would they react to getting bit after they’ve fallen in love kind of thing, please and thank you very much.

Admin Mawile: (#⌒∇⌒#)ゞ Thank you!

Shuu:

-He becomes much more responsive after he’s finally fallen for you, his facade of lethargy finally starting to fall apart. When you bite him, he very nearly whimpers, unable to hold together his attempts at being unaffected any longer when you’re doing something as close as biting him.

Reiji:

-His pride protests any kind of reaction to what you do, but by the time he has feelings for you, there’s little he can do about it. He winds up gasping and clawing at your shoulders, no longer able to keep his dignity in one piece so ong as you keep doing things like this to him. 

Ayato:

-He absolutely hates the idea of letting you see how weak you make him, but when your fangs sink in, it’s hard to do anything but whine and whimper and hope he doesn’t look too pathetic. The worst part of it all is how much he’s starting to enjoy being pushed around by a creatures like you. 

Kanato:

-He’s as pliant as a doll from the moment he realizes he can do nothing to fight back, and when he finally falls in love with you, it just gets worse. He won’t dare to resist you in any way, going totally limp any time you so much as hint that you want to bite him, practically crying when your fangs get too close. 

Laito:

-He’s proclaimed his enjoyment of your bites from the very beginning, and once he’s in love with you for real, he gets loud, practically moaning every time you bite him, grasping at your clothes and turning into the picture of desperate. At least superficially, he’s very willing to admit his feelings. 

Subaru:

-He couldn’t be more embarrassed by how you affect him. Every little noise that slips out when you bite him makes him want to hide forever, and his enjoyment of the cruel treatment is even worse. He goes shockingly soft under your fangs, aggressive behavior falling away in an instant. 

Ruki:

-His pride can’t stand that he’s falling in love with something like you, especially when he starts to react. He can’t hide what your bites do to him for long, no matter how much he hates it, and winds up collapsing and clinging to your shoulders every time, even though he hates himself for it all. 

Kou:

-It’s very difficult for him to come to terms with enjoying being pushed around, but when he finally does, it’s like a switch getting flipped. He goes from resisting to perfectly compliant in a day, suddenly aware that there’s nothing he can do but accept what you want to do to him. 

Yuuma:

-He does his best to remain unaffected, but once he’s fallen for you, things get very difficult. It becomes impossible for him to hide how you affect him, how he falls apart under your fangs, and by the time he’s hiding whimpers when you bite him, it’s all too obvious that he’s lost the battle of pride. 

Azusa:

-He gets clingier than ever once he realizes that he loves you, practically begging for more bites and punishment. He’ll happily take every bite, making soft little noises and trying to cling to you every time you get too close. It’s the first of this sort of affection he’s ever received. 

Human au Subaru’s first opinions of vampire yui?

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-The first thing he thought was what such a delicate looking girl would be doing in a mansion in the middle of nowhere. It didn’t occur to him that she was the “relative” that he was supposed to be living with from now on until she explained it to them all, and then, when her eyes started to glow from the darkness, he realized that he was completely doomed. She had been so pretty, the first time he saw her, that the fact that she was deadly, supernatural being hardly wanted to register. She’s seemed so kind that he could hardly believe that they all were really nothing but prey to her. 

(This Role Reversal! AU is all I live for now tbh) What about the (human) Sakamaki’s reaction being given a simple kiss for being a ‘good boy’?

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Shuu:

-He stays completely soft, not resisting you in the slightest, and gently leaning into the kiss. Since he’s stuck with you, it’s much safer to play along with what you want, and the best he can do to achieve that is pretend like he’s somewhere else and take the kiss and praise with as much dignity as he can. 

Reiji:

-He’s horribly flustered, both from the shame of being treated like some kind of pet and the churning, sickening feeling that he likes it. Upon your demand, he’ll quietly thank you, all while feeling like his face is close to bursting into flames. He can’t believe you can affect him so much while doing so little. 

Ayato:

-He squeaks into your mouth, instantly trying to pull back. Biting he’d expect from a vampire, but kissing is something totally different. Being called good makes it all worse, and before he can stop himself, he’s blushing furiously, wishing he could do something to fight back.  

Kanato:

-The second your lips make contact with his, he bursts into tears, somewhere between terrified of what you could do to him and horribly grateful for the praise. He’s not used to being paid attention to, and even the simple kiss is more than enough to leave him unsteady. 

Laito:

-He leans into the kiss immediately, latching onto your shoulders and practically moaning. He’d pretend to enjoy anything you did to him no matter how afraid he really was, and this is no exception. It’s either take what you want to do to him, or risk what happens when you get angry. 

Subaru:

-His face erupts into a furious blush as soon as he realizes what’s happening. You’re almost definitely his first kiss, and he’s horribly embarrassed that it had to be with a vampire. He’ll struggle and complain as much as he dares, all with his face so red it seems like he’s about to pass out. 

what if in human AU vampire/reader were to offer the kids to go with them, an escape from their abusive mothers in exchange for blood? (request please, but I forgot it its headcanon or scenario called for asking)

Admin Mawile: (⌒▽⌒)ゞ I’m going to just do the Sakamaki boys, because they’re the ones with abusive mothers to want to get away from!

Shuu:

-That is actually a pretty tempting offer. He’s always hated being forced to study and “improve himself” and being able to do nothing but sleep would be well worth a little bit of pain. He might actually take you up on that offer, so long as you don’t expect him to actually do anything for you. 

Reiji:

-He almost refuses to admit that his mother has been cruel to him, instead blaming Shuu for every hardship she’s given him. He’d never dream of sacrificing his pride for a chance to be away from her, even if he’s gotten entirely sick of vying uselessly for his mother’s attention. 

Ayato:

-As much as he despises the idea of being nothing but a vampire’s toy, a chance to get away from the old hag isn’t all that bad an offer. At the very least, you’re starting to give him some better options, and he’ll at least think about this chance for a while, even if he can’t bring himself to say yes. 

Kanato:

-He wouldn’t want to get away from the one person whose affection he’s always dreamed of. Unless you’re somehow offering more attention and love than she ever tempted him with, he wouldn’t want to leave his mother’s side in the first place. If you are, though, then that would be another matter entirely. 

Laito:

-But why would he want to get away from someone who loves him so much? A part of him would do anything to get away from his mother, but a larger part is determined to keep up the facade. In the end, though, he’d probably go along with you, more concerned about what would happen if he said no. 

Subaru:

-He doesn’t want to abandon his mother in the situation she’s in, even if it has been nothing but horrible for the both of them. Especially because he’d have to become a vampire’s pet to go anywhere, he’s not going to accept that offer, even if it does sound sort of tempting to leave all his problems behind. 

Could you please do the Human Au kiss before a bite headcanons for the Mukami and Tsukinami boys too? Thank you so much!

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Ruki:

-He tenses up under the kiss, caught between the terror of what you might do to him next and the desire to keep his dignity in one piece. He’ll take the bite as stoically as he can, wishing that you wouldn’t have bothered with something as sweet as a kiss before deciding to hurt him. 

Kou:

-The kiss practically makes him panic, making everything you’re going to be doing to him so much more real. He’s absolutely terrified, and you can feel him shaking under you as your fangs sink in. He’ll probably start to cry halfway though, the terror and the pain affecting him more than he’d ever want. 

Yuuma:

-He wants nothing more than to push you away, despising every moment of being treated like your toy, but still knowing better than to try to fight back. The worst part is is that the kiss actually feels good, and it makes the following bite all the worse for how you were kind to him before. 

Azusa:

-He makes a soft, happy noise into the kiss, latching onto your shoulders and accepting the kiss happily. Not only are you going to hurt him, he gets attention, and honestly, he couldn’t be happier with the situation. You’re giving him practically everything he wants all at once. 

Carla:

-He takes the kiss with as much dignity as he can, trying not to give away anything too shameful. The affection makes what you do next all the more painful, the one small sign of care making what comes next seem all the worse in comparison, all of it completely out of his control. 

Shin:

-It’s awful that you’d do something as nice as kiss him before doing something cruel, and the little shiver he gets from the affection makes the ensuing pain all the worse. He wishes he could do something to pull away from you, but knows very well how that one would end for him if he tried. 

For the Human AU: How would the boys react to Yui/Reader-chan teleporting in and out of areas including their personal space. Whilst on this topic, would Yui take the invasions of privacy to the same level as the brothers?(e.g. popping into the bedroom while sleeping, sneaking into the bathroom, etc.)

Admin Mawile: (*゚ー゚)ゞ First of all, Yui herself probably wouldn’t be anywhere near as creepy as the boys… but the reader might be an entirely different story. (Personally, I’m in favor of the boys getting back everything they’ve done to Yui)

Shuu:

-He doesn’t seem to care much about you popping up in random places, and seemingly has no shame no matter what time you choose to appear. Inside, he’s a little bit embarrassed that you seem to want to invade his privacy so often, but doesn’t dare say anything against you. 

Reiji:

-He’s nothing short of humiliated that you’ve taken to pooping up in private moments, and starts taking some of the same measures that Yui had to in canon. He may be no prude, but it is not fun to have a vampire seemingly bent on disturbing every private moment he has. 

Ayato:

-He’s far from happy that you keep getting in his space, and every time you pop up out of nowhere, he shrieks and gets horribly startled. It’s embarrassing that you show up when he’s sleeping or taking a bath, and he wishes that you’d learn to give him some space instead of this. 

Kanato:

-At first, he’s furious about the invasion of his personal space, but any kind of punishment later, and he’s quietly bearing what you do. He doesn’t dare protest too much, but it makes him highly uncomfortable to feel like he’s hallucinating or imagining your presence. 

Laito:

-He pretends to enjoy every moment you appear, flaunting any compromising situations and trying to lure you into ravishing him to avoid punishment. It’s better to have his privacy invaded than it is to be hurt, and if this is what he has to take, he’ll do anything to keep himself safe. 

Subaru:

-He’s horribly embarrassed that you seem to like popping up in extremely private moments, and gets almost worryingly flustered every time. He gets so used to humiliating moments of you watching him that they almost seem normal, but the furious blushes never go away. 

Ruki:

-He hates that you seem to have a taste for eliminating personal space, and gets more and more uncomfortable every time you appear somewhere you shouldn’t. You wind up seeing his scars very early into his stay at the mansion, and that alone is enough to make him no even want to meet your eye 

Kou:

-The first time you pop up out of nowhere scares him so badly he’ll dread your random appearances forever. He can’t stand that you apparently like violating every bit of personal space he has, and only avoids lashing out at you over it for fear of what would happen if you got mad. 

Yuuma:

-He’s not exactly one to get embarrassed easily, and takes even your most unfortunate appearances with a relatively cool head. He wishes you’d at least avoid most of the invasion of his privacy, though, even if he knows better than to say anything about it when you pop up out of nowhere. 

Azusa:

-He has no problems with whenever you want to appear, and greets you happily, if a bit confused, every time. He doesn’t understand how you manage to appear everywhere, and is fascinated with the very idea that you’re so interested in him that you’d want to follow him around. 

Carla:

-He takes your random appearances with s much dignity as he can, forcing himselfto stay calm and not show any reaction. Its beyond humiliating that you choose to appear in such privante moments, and its only the knowledge that there’s nothing he can do about it that keeps him from acting. 

Shin:

-It’s everything he can do not to fly into a rage every time you appear in some private moment. He’s used to being mostly on his own, and can’t stand the blatant invasion of privacy that you seem so bent on doing to him. It’s horribly embarrassing, though he’d never admit to that. 

This AU! is my absolute fav tbh. You mentioned that all the human Bois could potentially fall in love with the reader, but can i get a bit of an insight into what each of them would be like when they realise they actually have feelings for the reader? Thanks so much!!!

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Shuu:

-Once he’s fallen in love with you, you get more and more reactions out of him. You slowly start to crack through his shell of lethargy and depression, and see more and more of the kind of person he really is. He’s more shy around you, your opinion and reactions suddenly mattering to him. 

Reiji:

-He gets horribly nervous when he actually cares about you, pride falling apart under the fear that you’ll throw him away and forget about him. He’s so used to being forgotten about that your attention comes as a horrible shock, and it’s obvious that he doesn’t know what to do.

Ayato:

-His ego slowly starts to fall part, replaced with a nervous, unsteady sort of desire to please you and keep you happy with him. The only person he’s experienced the care of is his mother, and he winds up expecting you to have much the same expectations and treatment towards him. 

Kanato:

-He goes from bratty to clingy, wanting to be near you as often as he possibly can. Even if you’ve done things to hurt him, he can’t stop wanting to be with you, and he gets to the point where he’ll cry from more than a few hours without you. He winds up as attached to you as he is to Teddy. 

Laito:

-When his pretending to enjoy your affections becomes real, he gets more vocal then ever, loudly expressing how he wants you to bite and own him. He honestly can’t tell the difference between lust and love, and assumes that his wanting to be with you is just a sign that his body wants you. 

Subaru:

-He becomes more and more easily flustered around you, embarrassment over every little mistake winning out over his fear of you. You’re the first person to see him as anything but dirty, and he can’t help but feel drawn to the one person who’s been kind to him, even if that means being bitten and used. 

Ruki:

-While his pride insists that falling for the creature that terrorizes him is ridiculous, his feelings say distinctly otherwise. He slowly loses the battle against his dignity, feeling more and more softly towards you even though you treat him like nothing but prey to be taken advantage of. 

Kou:

-His faked sweet side makes an appearance more than ever as he pretends to be as needy as can be. You’re more likely to want him if he seems weak and helpless, so he intentionally plays up how vulnerable he really is. He’s used to being wanted for the same things, so it’s not a stretch to do it again. 

Yuuma:

-His rough exterior slowly starts to fade, being replaced with something much more vulnerable. He doesn’t like showing you any kind of weakness, but the more feelings he has for you, the more he can’t help but be drawn to giving you what you want, even if that means losing some pride. 

Azusa:

-He becomes more needy than ever, constantly desiring your fangs and punishments. You hurt him in every way that he’s ever wanted, and he absolutely can’t get enough. He becomes clingy and pushy, demanding more pain from you and doing anything to get his way. 

Carla:

-He takes the feelings with as much dignity as he can, doing everything he can to control himself and not act too pathetic. He has an almost painful desire to see you happy with him, though, and his behavior slowly starts changing for the eager to please more than he’d ever like to admit.

Shin:

-He resists loving you with everything he has, denying it until the very end. Eventually, he starts to rely on your approval much more than he’d like to admit, turning softer towards you than he ever wanted to be. It’s unbearable, but you once again have complete control over him, 

Oooh! Human! Sakamaki’s reactions to Vampire! Yui falling asleep on their shoulder, please?

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Shuu:

-He’s probably half asleep to begin with, and doesn’t do much to react. It’s not like what he does is going to change what you choose to do, and it’s safest just to pretend like he’s asleep and hope you won’t decide to do anything cruel. He doesn’t want any trouble from you, so he doesn’t dare protest. 

Reiji:

-He tenses up horribly, looking at you like you’re going to wake up and bite him at any second. He doesn’t trust a vampire for a second, no matter how harmless you look while you’re asleep, and this is no exception. There’s no disguising the fear that’s making him tense and twitch. 

Ayato:

-He’s half tempted to shove you off of him, but knows that doing that would just get him in more trouble. If he wakes you up or makes you mad, he’s in trouble, and even he’s smart enough to know better than to do something like that on purpose. He just has to stay still and deal with it. 

Kanato:

-He’s terrified from the second your head makes contact with his shoulder, and has to sniffle back tears of fear if you stay there for long. There are so many things you could do to hurt him if you wake up, and as much as he wants to throw a fit and push you away, he doesn’t dare to even move. 

Laito:

-The only thing he can do is stay still and let you do what you want. Making a fuss will just earn him more trouble, so he stays as calm as he can manage and tries not to wake you. He doesn’t want you to get angry with him, so he’s as compliant as he can force himself to be. 

Subaru:

-He stiffens up almost immediately, looking at you like you’ve lost your mind. He has no idea what you’d even want to fall asleep on top of him, or what he has to do to make it stop. He doesn’t like having a vampire that close to his neck at all, but knows better than to try to push you away. 

Human AU: the boys react to finding out that they actually like getting bit by Yui?

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Shuu:

-He’s not the type to show much reaction, no matter what he’s feeling inside, but once he’s realized exactly how he feels about being bitten, you’ll start to see more from him. His noises get louder, reactions stronger, but he stays as limp and willing as ever when you try to feed. 

Reiji:

-He’s absolutely horrified with himself that he could enjoy being treated like prey by a monster, and he’ll continue to struggle out of pride even after realizing that he likes being pushed around. Deep inside, giving up all control to someone much stronger actually feels good. 

Ayato:

-He realizes how he feels in the middle of a bite, and is instantly near in tears from the horror of it all. He can’t enjoy being your prey. It’s a massive hit to his pride that the actually likes the feeling of your fangs, and he get more defensive than ever in an effort to preserve what’s left of his dignity. 

Kanato:

-He can’t like this. He’s terrified of you. There’s no way he could enjoy being fed from like he’s nothing more than food to you. And yet, somewhere along the line, his tears became more from pleasure than pain, the feeling of your fangs in him slowly turning into something to be desired. 

Laito:

-He’s at least pretended to enjoy your bites since the very beginning, in the hopes of earning your favor, and realizing that he actually does enjoy it isn’t too much of a stretch. His reactions become even more dramatic now that he’s not pretending, obviously, vocally loving every second of your bites. 

Subaru:

-He’s absolutely mortified that he could like something like what you’re doing to him, and reacts in utter humiliation any time you try to bite him, blushing, whining, and trying to hide his face. He doesn’t want you to see anything this pathetic, and he’d do anything to make sure you didn’t know. 

Ruki:

-He’s never had a bigger hit to his pride in his life than the sudden knowledge that he likes getting bitten by you. He’ll do anything possible to stifle his reactions, anything to prevent you from knowing that what you’re doing feels good to him. Unfortunately, there’s only so much he can do to hide. 

Kou:

-He never would have expected to enjoy being tortured all over again, and yet, he can’t deny that your fangs in his skin feels like more pleasure than pain. He gets whiny, once he realizes, unintentionally goading you into biting him even more. His reactions are loud and visible, unable to hide anything. 

Yuuma:

-He can hardly believe that he actually likes getting bitten, and spends weeks trying to deny it to himself. It’s almost too much to take in, that he could like getting treated like prey, and yet, when you bite him, he can’t deny that his reactions aren’t entirely out of pain, not anymore. 

Azusa:

-He’s known from the very beginning that he loved the pain of your fangs, and even when the bites start to feel good more than they hurt, he’s always desperate to be bitten and pushed around more. He absolutely loves being your prey, and would do anything to be the one you feed from most. 

Carla:

-He’s so ashamed of himself that it’s a tangible feeling. Someone as proud as him should never enjoy being bitten and forced to submit, and yet, he can’t deny that the feeling of your fangs is slowly turning into pleasure. He would never admit to it, but, little by little, he stops trying to fight back. 

Shin:

-He’ll resist and fight back long after he’s realized that he enjoys being bitten. It would be an unforgivable wound to his pride to admit that he likes being treated like prey, and no matter how good it feels to be under your fangs, he can’t let himself show that he feels anything but resentment.