how would he boys react to karl sending them a woman who they thought would was a bride but after getting their asses kicked by her when the boys attempted to bite they learn she is here to train them

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Shuu:

-As soon as he realizes that he won’t have any luck with you as prey, he backs off, unwilling to bother with the whole situation any longer. It’s too much effort to go along with his father’s wishes this time, and he’d sooner take whatever happens if he doesn’t allow you to do what you came for. 

Reiji:

-He’s far from pleased over this new development, especially considering the hit to his ego. He’ll do as he’s ordered, but he’s not happy to be taking orders from anyone, and only goes along with it to stay on his father’s good side. It’s obvious that he’s absolutely fuming over all of it. 

Ayato:

-He’s furious and ego-bruised that you could do anything to best him, and winds up going along with the whole thing out of a desire to prove himself stronger than you. He despises doing anything to go along with what his father wants, but he can’t just stand by and let you think you’re tougher. 

Kanato:

-He bursts into tears almost instantly, and sobs hysterically until you show some sympathy. He refuses to cooperate with any of what his father wants ,and retreats into his room to mutter to Teddy until you’re gone. He will have his way, no matter what you think you’re there for. 

Laito:

-He’s absolutely delighted to have found someone who can push him around with such ease, and immediately sets to seducing you, convinced that he can assume control in his usual way. It doesn’t matter if you’re strong, he has other ways of remaining the one in charge in the end. 

Subaru:

-He sees absolutely no reason to cooperate with what his father wants, and vanishes into his room to avoid you as soon as he realizes that you aren’t the kind of prey he’s used to. He doesn’t want to deal with anything that man has arranged, especially not in the form of someone like you. 

Ruki:

-While he wouldn’t have expected this kind of surprise from that man, Karlheinz’s orders are absolute, and he’ll cooperate however he has to. It’s pretty obvious that he’s displeased though, and just because you’re physically stronger, he doesn’t intend to give in to your whims quite so easily. 

Kou:

-After getting over the initial shock, he’s absolutely furious, and pitches one massive fit over everything your being there stands for. That man’s orders or not, he’s not happy at all that someone like you would be sent to him, and he’ll only cooperate if he absolutely has to. 

Yuuma:

-The fact that you’re actually stronger than him is a miracle in itself, and he’s far from pleased that prey like you would ever be sent here. He’ll cooperate with what you’re here for if he has to, since it was that person who ordered it, but he’ll be in a terrible mood about it the whole time. 

Azusa:

-He’s nothing short of delighted that you’re strong enough to so easily do him harm, and almost instantly sets to begging you to hurt him more. He winds up being horribly uncooperative, but only because he has other plans when it comes to you being there, and is much too persistent to think of much else. 

How would the S, M, and T brothers react to a giggly when tipsy s/o? Like, 3 glasses into a prosecco and they’re just staring at the wall with a goofy grin for almost an hour without moving. Also, like, can be roped into things with little complaint as long as they aren’t nsfw because they still have some retention of honor?

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Shuu: He finds it rather amusing to tease you and push you around while you’re like this, and probably gets you into horrible trouble. 

Reiji: He’s utterly ashamed of your behavior, and quickly herds you somewhere where no one else can witness how ridiculous you’re acting. 

Ayato: Your strange behavior is absolutely hilarious to him, and he does everything possible to make you do amusing things. 

Kanato: He’s far from amused by the way you’re acting, and is very likely to make fun of you if you do anything too weird. 

Laito: He’ll try to trick and/or coerce you into doing things, and take tons of pictures of your silly behavior to use as blackmail later. 

Subaru: Once he realizes that you’re hardly aware of what you’re doing, he’s unusually willing to try to protect you, especially from his brothers. 

Ruki: After making sure that you’re mostly under control, he leaves you to come down from whatever this is that’s affecting you. 

Kou: He finds the whole situation hilarious, and finds all kinds of ways to record this information for getting his way later. 

Yuuma: He’s weirdly insistent about keeping you our of trouble, despite being more annoyed by the behavior than anything. 

Azusa: He’s just glad to see you so happy, and follows you around all night, smiling at every ridiculous thing you do. 

Carla: He’s far from amused by the way you’re acting, and gets more grouchy and short tempered the sillier you act. 

Shin: He mostly finds ways to make fun of you ad get you into trouble, and is genuinely terrible to have around when you’re not fully aware. 

childAU a raining day spent cuddling the boys and watching movies like disney

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Shuu: He’s as happy as can be, delightedly soaking up the affection, and getting so excited over the movies you can hardly keep him still. 

Reiji: He insists that he doesn’t need to be treated like a child, but somehow winds up in you lap, intently staring at the movies anyway. 

Ayato: A day spent like that with you is much better than being stuck studying, and it’s visibly obvious how excited he is. 

Kanato: He’s content to do anything, so long as it means spending time with you, and remains practically glued to your side all day. 

Laito: It’s impossible to hide how happy he is with the prospect of a quiet day with you, and a little bit of genuine joy starts to shine through. 

Subaru: Are you sure you want to waste your time like this? He can hardly believe you actually want to spend all day with him. 

Ruki: While he’d much rather have a good book than sit around watching movies, he’s nonetheless delighted to be able to spend time with you. 

Kou: He’s absolutely delighted by the prospect of spending so much time with you, and remains stuck to your side for as long as you’ll let him. 

Yuuma: He’s happy to do whatever you want, so long as it means spending time with someone that care about him so much. 

Azusa: The fact that you want to be with him for so long makes him almost dizzily happy, content to do whatever you suggest. 

Carla: He’s a bit surprised that he can get away with doing nothing all day, and is weirdly happy to be able to spend a quiet day with you. 

Shin: While he insists that the movies are much to childish for him, your attention means a lot more to him than what you’re doing. 

petAU where the kind owner has to give the boys a bath (maybe because they’r sick or something) nothing naughty just plain cute and caring

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Shuu:

-He’s plenty cooperative, but mostly because he’s afraid of what would happen if he wasn’t. If you really want to lower yourself to taking such care of a mere pet, that’s entirely your choice, and he has no say in the matter. 

Reiji:

-It’s strange to think that an owner is willing to spend so much time taking care of him, and whatever he did to earn it, he’s desperate to repeat. You’re obviously pleased with him if you’re willing to do this. 

Ayato:

-He does his absolute best to stay still and cooperative, unwilling to see the end of such kindness. You’re being nicer to him than he ever could have imagined an owner being, and he doesn’t want it to end. 

Kanato:

-He’s as limp and cooperative as a doll, allowing you to do as you please without so much as a squeak of complaint. It’s entirely up to you if you want to take care of him, and he has no place to resist. 

Laito:

-He’ll let you do as you please, pretending not to care if you want to take care of him. Inside, he’s horribly nervous about the whole matter, afraid that this unusual kindness could end at any minute. 

Subaru:

-It’s completely unexpected that even an owner as kind as you would be willing to lower yourself to take care of him. He’s worried sick that he’ll somehow mess up and make you angry, and the tension is near visible. 

Ruki:

-He’s as cooperative as can be, too afraid of your anger to do anything otherwise. It’s highly unusual that an owner is willing to take such good care of a mere pet, and he doesn’t know what would happen if you change your mind.

Kou:

-Despite being terrified of the contact, he does his absolute best to not resist you. It wouldn’t do to make you angry, not when you’re pretending to want to be kind to him, so he stays still and shaking the whole time. 

Yuuma:

-He’s more than a little nervous about what might happen, should this kindness end, but he does his best to cooperate. As long as you’re trying to be nice, he really has no place to even think about resisting. 

Azusa:

-He’s happy to allow you to do whatever you please, and stays completely still for as long as you want him to. He’d never dream of resisting an owner, especially not when you’re trying to be kind to him. 

Carla:

-It’s entirely up to you what you choose to do to him, and he’ll be perfectly cooperative no matter what. The care is shockingly pleasant, though, even if he’s much too well behaved to ever show that. 

Shin:

-He knows very well that he has little choice in what you do to him, and allows you to do as you please. The bath and care are actually pretty nice, but he knows better than to let his guard down entirely. 

The boys reaction to having a sacrificial bride who always keep up a calm and happy demeanor no matter what they did to her?

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Shuu:

-It annoys him that you’re able to keep your cool so well, and that he can’t do anything to easily get a rise out of you. Prey that scares easily is much more fun, and he dislikes that you manage to keep so much of yourself even in such a terrible environment and under so much stress. 

Reiji:

-While it’s much better than having a bride who whines and complains constantly, your happy attitude quickly starts to get on his nerves. Humans aren’t supposed to be able to hold up to the torment of vampires, and it’s nothing short of annoying that you’re able to. 

Ayato:

-It quickly bores him that he can’t get a rise out of you, and it’s clear from the beginning that he’s frustrated by your lack of response. It’s no fun to torment a human that never breaks, and the harder it is for him to see some damage in you, the less he feels like even trying to. 

Kanato:

-He’s instantly frustrated by your refusal to let him break you, and gets meaner and meaner the more you resist him. He’s supposed to break a weak little human like you, not stand by and watch as his best efforts to punish you do nothing but fade away under your eternal happiness. 

Laito:

-As long as he can still have his fun with you, he doesn’t mind too much. All kinds of personalities are fun to toy with, and he looks forward to the day when something finally gets past your little facade of happiness. He has full faith that, one day, you’re bound to finally break. 

Subaru:

-It’s annoying to see such a happy human in a place as miserable as his home, and the happier you are, the grouchier he gets. You have no right to find joy in your horrible situation, and, as much as he’s impressed that you can stay so happy, it’s irritating just to see that stupid smile all the time. 

Ruki:

-If you can actually manage to keep a cheerful demeanor, it’s not like he’s going to stop you. You still have to obey him, of course, but it’s not so bad to see a smile instead of tearful, complaining livestock. Continue to obey him properly, and he’ll let your happiness continue. 

Kou:

-Your constant happiness gets on his nerves from the very start, and it infuriates him that you’re able to stay so cheerful no matter what happens to you. He’s horribly jealous of your resistance to your situation, and gets more cruel and more bitter the longer you keep it up. 

Yuuma:

-He doesn’t mind one way or the other if you’re happy or not. It’s a little weird to see a human managing to stay so collected through the tortures of your situation, but if you can manage it, it’s not like he’s going to stop you. It’s actually pretty impressive that you stay so cool. 

Azusa:

-He takes your constant happiness as a sign that you like what kinds of things he does to you, and is absolutely delighted that he’s finally found someone like him. You’re so sweet and cooperative with what he wants to do to you, and your constant smile makes him very happy to be with you. 

Carla:

-If you can manage to remain cheerful and calm, he doesn’t have much reason to put a stop to it. He’s not going to go easy on you because you can keep your composure better than most, though, and it will likely be a real challenge for your eternal happiness not to fade under his cruelty. 

Shin:

-It’s annoying and strange that you manage to stay so happy, and it becomes almost a personal mission of his to break your composure. It’s not right that you can stay so damn happy, and he fully intends to shatter that frustrating joy of yours somehow, if only for his own peace of mind. 

The DiaLovers having an s/o with an extreme fear of the dark?

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Shuu: He doesn’t care in the slightest, but once he finds out just how bad your fear is, might throw you somewhere dark to get you out of his way. 

Reiji: He won’t stand for such a childish, hindering fear, and starts you on a strict regiment of exposure therapy to train it out of you. 

Ayato: He finds your fear absolutely hilarious, and takes every chance to lock you up somewhere dark enough to make you cry. 

Kanato: It doesn’t matter to him what you’re afraid of, and he really only bothers to use it against you when he’s mad. 

Laito: The lights always have to be on, hmm? Aside from his usual nastiness, he only uses your fear as a means of punishment sometimes. 

Subaru: Afraid or not, you’re still going into his coffin with him. If anything, he finds your terror absolutely hilarious. 

Ruki: Of course livestock would have such a pathetic fear. Most likely, he’ll try to train the response out of you out of sheer annoyance. 

Kou: He will most definitely use said fear to terrorize you any time you make him mad, so you’ll have to be extra careful to avoid that. 

Yuuma: It doesn’t matter to him if you’re afraid of the dark, and he forgets about your fear almost as soon as you tell him about it. 

Azusa: Hes about as understanding as a vampire can be, and at least tries to accommodate your fear and avoid scaring you. 

Carla: He will absolutely use your fear to punish you, if he has to, but otherwise does very little with it, mostly forgetting that you’re even afraid. 

Shin: Your terror is funny to him, and he takes every chance to toss you into dark places just for the sake of hearing you scream. 

I love your pet au so much! Could I ask how all the boys would react to gentle pets after being with one owner for a long time? Thank you!!!

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Shuu: 

-Attention makes him feel lazy and tired, like he doesn’t need to do anything to please you and can relax into the affection for as long as he wants. If he really trusts you, he’s actually rather likely to fall asleep from petting, utterly content to not have to do any more to earn your favor. 

Reiji:

-While he hates the very idea of appearing anything less than perfect to you, positive attention makes him almost dizzy with joy. It’s so rare for pets to be praised or loved in any way, he can’t help but want to soak up all the kindness for however long this unusual behavior will last. 

Ayato:

-He loves any and all affection an owner will give him, taking it as a sign that he’s done good enough to be wanted. There’s always the slight fear the the attention will be some kind of cruel trick, but it’s much too hard to even silently doubt the only kindness he’s allowed. 

Kanato:

-He goes completely soft and and takes whatever affection you want to give him, too afraid of resisting you do to anything else. Even if he didn’t like the petting, he wouldn’t have any choice but to take it, so it’s a very good thing that he absolutely thrives on affection from his owner. 

Laito:

-He’s not usually one to trust affection, but after long enough with a sufficiently kind owner, that stars to change. Eventually, he’ll willingly allow you to pet him, slowly leaning into the contact instead of going still. It in’t much, but for him the change is nothing short of enormous. 

Subaru:

-He’s horribly unused to anything resembling gentle touch, and instinctively flinches away even after ages of being with you. Once he realizes that you really intend no harm, he can correct the response better, but the urge to back away from potential danger never really fades. 

Ruki:

-Pets are expected to take whatever their owners choose to do, and he’ll barely react to petting in an effort to supply that. Pulling away would be as good as denying the touch, and leaning into it would be expressing a very forbidden amount of personal opinion. 

Kou:

-He doesn’t trust contact in the slightest, and until he trusts you with his life, will flinch away from any and all attempts at it. In his mind, attention always equals pain, and even if it’s you, the idea of a human getting close enough to touch him makes him feel absolutely sick. 

Yuuma:

-He knows that to keep his home, he has to go along with what you want, and will reluctantly lean into petting to at least make it seem like he enjoys it. He winds up liking the contact a lot more than he’d like to admit, and his pretend enjoyment winds up not entirely faked. 

Azusa:

-He’ll happily accept anything you want to do to him, and even if he suspects that petting will turn into pain, he’s more than happy to allow you to do it. He’d never dare go against what his owner wants of him, and he’s absolutely happy to comply with whatever you want to do to him. 

Carla:

-He’s been trained to take whatever an owner wants to do to him, and doesn’t dare to go against your wishes. The petting isn’t too bad, actually, and it’s not hard for him to at least pretend to relax. If this is what he has to put up with from you, things could be much worse. 

Shin:

-While it’s fairly obvious that he doesn’t trust you a bit, he doesn’t dare try to resist your affections. An owner’s choices are supreme, regardless of what he wants, and even if, deep inside, he’s a bit scared of what kind of pain petting could mean, he’s not stupid enough to say no. 

how would the diaboys react to someone making and giving them valentines day chocolates?

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Shuu: He’ll accept the chocolate with a teasing comment about how you must feel about him. Your gift is likely to be forgotten somewhere. 

Reiji: He’s more likely to criticize your chocolate recipe than anything, so don’t expect him to have anything nice to say about what you made. 

Ayato: He takes the chocolate as a personal compliment, and it raises his ego a good few notches to know that you “love him” so much. 

Kanato: Sweets are the most effective way to get on his good side, and he will happily accept any and all chocolate you offer. 

Laito: After happily accepting the gift, he does something horribly inappropriate claiming that he needs to “repay” you for the chocolate. 

Subaru: He’s horribly flustered by the sappy gift, and vanishes instantly after accepting it, too embarrassed to face you any longer. 

Ruki: He politely takes the gift and thanks you, but it’s pretty clear that he’s only doing so out of a sense of propriety and politeness. 

Kou: He gets so many gifts at this time of year that yours is just one for the pile, likely to get lost in the sheer number of others. 

Yuuma: He happily takes the food, and starts eating it in front of you, too delighted by the sugar to even think about manners. 

Azusa: He’s honestly just happy you thought of him, and immediately starts thinking of ways to make you happy in return. 

Carla: He claims to have no need for a gift from a human holiday, but takes the chocolate anyway, looking happier than he wants to be. 

Shin: He’ll tease you endlessly for giving him such a sappy gift, but is secretly very happy to have a present all to himself. 

pet au: how would they react to their owner having depression and sometimes not getting out of bed for 1-3 days unless they really need to do so? thanks

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Shuu:

-Honestly, he can understand how you’re feeling. If he could get away with it, he’d probably be doing the same thing, so it’s not like he can judge you for wanting to stay in bed and not have to face the world. 

Reiji:

-He can’t comprehend the idea of being so useless, and while he’d never dare mention it to you, he’s almost angry that you won’t do anything. For all the potential you have as a human, you’re wasting all of it. 

Ayato:

-He can’t figure out why you don’t want to get up and do things, and tends to pester you when you try to sleep for too long. He’s afraid of what will happen if you get angry, but wants to see you active and well even more. 

Kanato:

-He doesn’t understand why you sleep so much and refuse to do things, and tends to assume that you’re upset with him. He simply doesn’t grasp that mental illness is a thing, and especially not in humans. 

Laito:

-It might actually be better that his owner isn’t up and about too often. As long as you’re asleep, you can’t do anything to hurt him, and he almost finds himself dreading the rare times when you’re up and active. 

Subaru:

-He has no idea why a human would feel the need to sleep so often, and while he can kind of understand why you want to avoid the world, he doesn’t like the idea of how bad for you this kind of behavior could be. 

Ruki:

-The idea of an owner that spends more time sleeping than acting is a strange one, and he at least knows enough to be concerned. All he can do is hope that there’s no medical issues behind your unusual exhaustion. 

Kou: 

-He can’t exactly complain about an owner that mostly leaves him alone, and if you’re sleeping, you can’t do anything to hurt him. Despite that, though, something about your sleeping habits worries him. 

Yuuma:

-He doesn’t understand what makes you need to sleep all the time, and grows increasingly worried with your lack of activity. It can’t be good for a human to just sit around all day and do nothing but sleep. 

Azusa:

-He’s extremely concerned by your sleeping patters, and, while he’s trained to assume that humans are always right, can’t help but question if it’s really healthy for you to spend so much of the day in bed. 

Carla:

-While the most likely answer is that you struggle with your own illness, he had trouble seeing your behavior as anything but laziness. Since you’re a human, spending so much time inactive is something you can get away with. 

Shin:

-As much as he appreciates having an owner who leave him alone most of the time, there’s something distinctly wrong about how you’re acting. There’s not much he can do, though, so he mostly stays quiet.