How about the Sakamaki and Mukami brothers react to werewolf maid serving their favorite food?

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Shuu: He takes the food without comment. As long as you’re useful, it doesn’t really matter to him what you are.

Reiji: He has no shortage of complaints about the cooking. No matter how good it is, he can find something wrong.

Ayato: As always, takoyaki is one of the most effective ways to win him over, and he’s now more fond of you than ever before.

Kanato: Sweets are a very good method of getting on his good side. Unfortunately, that good side is still pretty nasty.

Laito: He takes it as some kind of come on, and teases you for weeks about being so forward with a man you hardly know.

Subaru: After some incidents when he was young, he does not trust food prepared by other people without good reason.

Ruki: Your cooking is atrocious, and while the effort is admirable, he will not be accepting such low quality food.

Kou: He happily accepts the food, but changes absolutely nothing in his behavior towards you. You’re still a dog.

Yuuma: Food is a very good way of making him happy, and at the very least, he’ll be in a good mood for a while now.

Azusa: He’s extremely appreciative, and offers to do something for you in return. He can’t cook very well, so… .

Child AU where the boys try to help their caretaker make dinner. (Also I love all your scenarios and AUs! They’re amazing! Thank you for all your hard work!)

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Shuu:

-He’s extremely eager to help, despite having never cooked before in his life. There have always been servants to do this kind of thing, and he has no idea what he’s supposed to do for you.

Reiji:

-He’s horribly concerned with doing everything perfectly, and absolutely panics if he messes up in the slightest. He’s convinced that you’ll never want to cook with him again if he does anything wrong.

Ayato:

-He’s horribly overexcited, and probably breaks or ruins a couple things just from moving too quickly. He doesn’t have the slightest idea how to cook, either, and tends not to pay attention to instructions.

Kanato:

-He doesn’t do a whole lot to help out, but follows you around like a miniature shadow, clinging to your leg and insisting Teddy gets to taste everything. It’s rather difficult to work about his clinging.

Laito:

-Despite having very little knowledge about cooking, he’s patient and can follow directions well. The idea of messing up churns his stomach, but it’s worth the risk to earn some favor with you from helping.

Subaru:

-He’s horribly nervous about messing up, and hangs back until you directly tell him to do something. He’ll flinch at the slightest loud noise and look up for your approval constantly, afraid of doing something wrong.

Ruki:

-He’s already used to handling food for his brothers, and turns out to be a decent cook already. He also takes instruction very well, and is genuinely interested in making everything turn out well.

Kou:

-He’s fascinated by the process of cooking, but so terrified of ruining something that he can’t help but stay back. You’ll have to gently coax him into helping if you want him to actually do anything.

Yuuma:

-He’s very interested in food and providing it for people, but is much too rough to cook without at least a few incidents. He’s determined, though, and does better and better the longer he works at it.

Azusa:

-He moves much too slowly to be any use at cooking, and is more likely to stare off into space at cooking food than do anything to it. He does like just watching you cook, though, and he’ll be happy to just be by your side.

Carla:

-Despite knowing very little about how to prepare food, he learns quickly, and will be every bit as capable as you in no time. If you praise him for it, you’ll be able to see him practically glowing with pride.

Shin:

-He’s never had to cook for himself in his life, and the lack of experience shows. After ruining the first few things you have him try to do, he’ll be forced to let you handle the actual cooking until he learns.

could you do childAU where the boys break something but instead of being mad new mom just gets really worried that they hurt themselves?

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Shuu:

-He fully expects a long, boring lecture for being clumsy, and if he’s really unlucky, getting banned from going outside for while. You doing none of the above is an extremely pleasant shock.

Reiji:

-He’s been beaten for less, and he panics the instant he breaks something, fully expecting you to do the same. He can’t believe you’re going to let him get away with nothing, and keeps waiting for the pain to come.

Ayato:

-With her, he could have expected any number of horrific punishments, and even though you’ve been nothing but kind so far, he can’t help but fear for the same treatment to continue now that he’s messed up.

Kanato:

-He’s broken things on purpose before to get attention, and you fussing over him afterwards is like everything he’s always wanted. There’s a good chance more things might be broken in the near future.

Laito:

-He expects to be at least hit for being clumsy, and it’s nearly impossible for him to trust that you really won’t do anything. He feigns unconcerned apology, but you can easily see how afraid he really is.

Subaru:

-He’s fully prepared for you to fly into a rage over his stupid mistake, and he flinches the second you get within striking range. Even when you do nothing but worry for him, he’s still terrified of what might be coming.

Ruki:

-Aside from being shocked at his own clumsiness, he’s suddenly, unreasonably terrified by how angry you’d have reason to be. He broke something of yours, and at the orphanage, that wouldn’t have ended well.

Kou:

-He flies into a full panic almost instantly, and freezes up on the floor with what he broke, too afraid to even try to run. He’s convinced that you’re going to hurt him now, and that he deserves every bit of it.

Yuuma:

-He fesses up to the mistake immediately, knowing that his punishment will be worse if he tries to hide from you. When you don’t do anything to hurt him, it’s hard to believe you really mean that he doesn’t have to atone.

Azusa:

-He’s fully expecting to be beaten and punished for breaking your things, and he’s actually a bit happy to finally have pain to look forward to. It doesn’t make sense that you won’t hurt him, not after what he did.

Carla:

-He apologizes to you instantly, readying himself for the punishment he knows is coming. You’re kind, so he might be lucky to get away from this without any serious pain, even if he doesn’t deserve any less.

Shin:

-He’s seen Carla be beaten for less, and the panic of that makes him almost shut down. You’ve been so nice to him, and now he had to go and ruin it all, lose every bit of your affection by being so bad.

child au how would the boys react to their new mom calling them an affectionate nickname? like sweetheart/darling/angel/pumpkin something cute for em

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Shuu: He doesn’t care much for the cutesy stuff, but he takes it well just because it’s affection from you.

Reiji: He is NOT a child and he does NOT need to be treated like one! And yet, you can’t miss how he’s blushing.

Ayato: He adores anything that means praising him, and the attention goes straight to his already huge ego.

Kanato: He honestly enjoys any scrap of affection you’re willing to give him, regardless of personal preferences.

Laito: Despite normally not trusting such blatant affection, it’s obvious that he likes the nickname much more than he’s letting on.

Subaru: He flushes instantly at the name, and stutters helplessly every time you use it. The embarrassment never eases.

Ruki: He’s not a fan of sappy nicknames, but when they’re coming from you, it seems more than worth putting up with.

Kou: He delights at the praise every time, and tries to think up an equally sweet name for you, since he likes his so much!

Yuuma: While he’s definitely not one to be pointlessly babied, a cute nickname is actually pretty nice, when it’s from you.

Azusa: He adores absolutely every remotely nice thing you do for him, and a sweet nickname is no different.

Carla: He by no means needs to be babied… . but, he probably won’t stop you from using that name if you must.

Shin: He claims not to like being treated like a kid, but it’s pretty clear that he enjoys the attention more than he admits.

since all the absolutely horrible treatment of them and not being allowed on furniture i’m guessing they aren’t really given beds or anything of the like, what would the pets think if kind owner gave them maybe a mattress with pillows/blanket?

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Shuu: He doesn’t trust the offer for a second, but he’ll use the bed until you decide to punish him for stepping out of his place.

Reiji: While he wants to obey every command his owner gives, the idea of getting on something obviously made for a human is terrifying.

Ayato: The bed is horribly tempting, but he knows you’ll just have found a reason to punish him if he dares to use it.

Kanato: He’s never used a human bed before, and even the prospect of it makes him nervous. It’s too much of a chance to be hurt.

Laito: Although he’ll never admit it, he’s been in beds before, and those memories are so painful the very sight of one makes him feel ill.

Subaru: He’s hardly been allowed on the thin, hard beds pets normally get, much less something so luxurious and human.

Ruki: There’s no way you’re serious about a bed like that, and he completely assumes that you’ll punish him the moment he obeys.

Kou: It’s difficult to stop him from hiding under furniture in terror, much less use something obviously meant for a human.

Yuuma: That’s not the kind of bed that’s meant for a pet like him, and he’s extremely hesitant to so much as touch it.

Azusa: While he’s never against you taking your frustrations on him, even he’s a bit reluctant to touch something so obviously not for him

Carla: A part of him wants to give in an accept. He’s already so tired from his illness, it seems so much easier to just give in and accept it all.

Shin: He takes it as an insult from the start, horribly offended that you think he’s stupid enough to fall for such an obvious trap.

For the Child Au: How would the kids react to a caretaker that protects them from an injury, like takes the hit from a bully for them. Then asks if the kid is the one who is alright? (sorry if this doesn’t make sense)

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Shuu: While he definitely appreciate you standing up for him, he’d much rather one of you punch the bully and teach him to back off.

Reiji: He’s so shaken by the close call that he can hardly speak, and after stuttering over a brief thanks, he falls almost completely silent.

Ayato: The bullying reminded him a little too much of his mother, and he’s shutting down a bit even with you there to save him.

Kanato: He clings to your leg instantly, certain that you’ll protect him from anything now that you’ve taken one hit.

Laito: Honestly, he was probably plotting something worse than the bully could ever imagine, and you were more likely saving them.

Subaru: Social interaction makes him want to go hide anyway, and the close call has him horribly shaken and afraid.

Ruki: He almost would have rather taken the hit himself, but it’s still beyond comforting to know that you’ll stand up for him.

Kou: He’s all but attached to you in a second, terrified of the bully coming back and trying to hurt him if he lets go for an instant.

Yuuma: Considering how hard he can hit, you were really saving the bully. He’s just happy that you wanted to step in and help.

Azusa: He’s a bit disappointed that he didn’t get to be beaten up, but delighted nonetheless that you care enough to try to protect him.

Carla: He insists that he didn’t need your help, but you can easily catch him smiling when he thinks you’re not looking.

Shin: He could have handled himself just fine! Somehow, he takes your interference as an insult to his pride.

A child AU where their new mom rubs their head and tells them she thinks they are going to be amazing when they grew up

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Shuu:

-It’s hard to believe that anyone, even you, could think of him as anything but lazy and unmotivated, not after so long being told he’s exactly that. His mother’s words still feel horribly close, but when it’s you saying that you think he’s good the way he is, it seems almost possible to believe it.

Reiji:

-Any kind of praise from you makes his stomach twist itself into knots, so much happiness filling his small body that it very nearly makes him sick. You’re the first person to treat him like he’s worth more than just Shuu’s second, and your opinion has slowly come to mean the world to him.

Ayato:

-It’s visible how happy even that tiny amount of praise makes him, joy lighting him up from the inside out. After so long of being told he’s worthless and never good enough, hearing the opposite feels like everything he’s ever wanted. The headpats are just an extra bonus.

Kanato:

-Any kind of attention makes him dizzy and teary eyed, and so much praise all at once is enough to bring on a crying fit. He’s not used to praise, especially not delivered so directly, and he has to cling to you, sobbing and sniffling, and calm down for a while after hearing something so kind.

Laito:

-He really doesn’t believe you mean something like that. You’re probably just saying it to make him trust you, but the genuine praise is such a shock he can’t help but fall into the exact trap you must be aiming for, happiness and pride washing over him all at once now that he’s made you happy.

Subaru:

-The idea of someone being proud of him is almost impossible to comprehend, and once it sinks in, he bursts into overwhelmed tears. It’s the first time anyone other than his mother has ever said something like that, and you aren’t even going to turn around and take it back when he upsets you.

Ruki:

-Something about your tone of voice flips some internal switch, and all he can think of is his parents saying the same thing. All at once, he’s crying and shaking all over, hit with every memory of the kindness he’s lost and how even you, wonderful as you are, will never be the same.

Kou:

-Honestly, a few years ago he didn’t think he’d have the chance to grow up, much less such a kind guardian to depend on. He all but melts into the attention, soaking up whatever nice things you’re willing to say, and leaning into the hand on his head like it’s a lifeline.

Yuuma:

-There’s something familiar about the way you’re talking to him, some piece of information pressing on the very edges of what he can remember, but for now, all he can think about is you. The praise makes his entire head go fuzzy with joy, too happy to properly worry about anything.

Azusa:

-He’s always delighted to receive affection from you, and this too leaves him a melty mess of himself, practically trying to climb into your arms out of happiness. It’s an awfully new feelings to be needed without having to hurt for it, but you’re making praise feel every bit as good as pain.

Carla:

-He’s far from used to praise, especially the kind where he didn’t have to suffer to earn it. He shuts down almost instantly, face going red as he hides behind his scarf and tries to retain the dignity to thank you properly while also resisting the urge to lean into the gentle hand on his head.

Shin:

-You’re the first person to genuinely praise him in a long time, and the compliment goes to his head almost instantly. You’ll have to deal with a hyper, ego-fueled Shin for quite a while after, but it’s fairly obvious that the exaggerated reaction is partially to cover up how happy he really is.

The S&M brothers reaction if their S.O. had an older brother that she looked up to a lot and loved dearly, she asked them if it was in any way possible to see him just for a little while. She’d give as much blood as she could to see him.

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Shuu:

-He doesn’t really care where you go, especially if you’re willing to pay him off to get there. His brothers, on the other hand, might have some complaints, and you’ll have to deal with them too before getting anywhere.

Reiji:

-Your place is exactly where you are, not gallivanting off to see another human for no reason other than loneliness. You will not be going anywhere, and bribery won’t do anything to help your case.

Ayato:

-Of course not! No man should be as important to you as he is, and there’s no way he’s going to encourage anything otherwise. He’ll happily take the blood, of course, but you are not going off to see another man.

Kanato:

-He throws a massive tantrum the moment you even mention someone else, and you’ll be a bit too busy being punished to think about going anywhere else for a long, long time afterwards.

Laito:

-He’ll make some disgusting jokes about you wanting to see another man, but refuses to let you go. You gave up on all friends and family when you were sent to live here, and he’s not going to let that change.

Subaru:

-He flies into a rage as soon as you bring up wanting to leave, and the offers of blood only make him more angry. The very idea of you caring so much for another man makes him absolutely furious.

Ruki:

-You will absolutely not be allowed to leave, especially for the sake of wanting to see a family member. You’re livestock now, and there’s no room under his possession for you to desire anyone else.

Kou:

-Sure! He’ll let you go see your precious brother, but you’d better be prepared to give up a lot more than a little blood. You’re literally asking to go see another man, how could you expect it to be cheap?

Yuuma:

-While he hates the idea of letting you go for even a little bit, he also understands the struggle of wanting to be with family. It’s a pretty even chance if he’ll cave and let you go or not.

Azusa:

-He doesn’t want you to leave him for any reason, but if being away from this brother makes you sad, then he’d like that even less. If you really have to go, he’ll just have to make sure you can’t forget about him.

Can you make a few headcanons about the Diaboys as girls? What would be their female names? :)

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Ruri:

-She’s an ultra mother figure who spoils her siblings to death and keeps strict order. She’s kind, so long as you follow her rules, but take one step out of line, and the family head’s discipline won’t be pleasant. Ruri is actually more than a bit codependent, and her family’s approval makes up most of her self esteem.

-Aside from reading, housework is a major hobby of hers. When she was younger, she would have scoffed at the very idea of working like a maid, but after the orphanage she started to find purpose again in protecting and caring for her siblings, and the calming feeling stuck around.

Keiko:

-She’s an even more popular idol than her male counterpart, and has more or less become an icon of moe. Keiko also has quite the reputation as a bratty, catty star…which actually makes people love her all the more, enthralled with her particular brand of cruel cuteness and obvious popularity.

-After the orphanage, she’s become horribly wary around men, and can hardly stand to be in the same room as one alone. Her sense of trust has been all but shattered, and even older women make her nervous when she’s by herself. Her siblings are the only ones who really make her feel safe.

Yuuna:

-She’s an absolutely huge woman, and towers over most men at a striking 6′1. That’s not counting her sheer size either, a muscular physique toned from years of outdoor labor. Next to her sisters she looks like an absolute giant, which may be why Keiko favors her protection.

-In some ways, she’s glad to have lost the life of whoever she was before. Most girls back then didn’t have much of a future beyond being a housewife, and despite all its struggles, Yuuna prefers the freedom she earned for herself over that kind of trapped, controlled life.

Azami:

-She’s horribly spacey, and loses all track of time while lost in daydreams or convoluted chains of thought. It’s bad enough that she often forgets to eat or sleep, and has to be reminded repeatedly to accomplish even the most simple tasks. Fortunately, her sisters are very helpful and protective.

-She’s a bit more talkative and social than her male counterpart, but unfortunately, every bit as slow. Ever since her three childhood friends were killed, she’s looked forward to making more, but no one other than her siblings has ever been able to put up with her for long.

Karla:

-She’s stern, ladylike, and the harsh sort of feminine that seems more like she’s carved out of stone. Despite being raised to be a queen (always secondary to the king), she came out more domineering and downright terrifying than any man in her family had managed in generations.

-Behind that cold exterior, though, she’s a gentle, quiet girl whose will to be anything but what her father said was broken centuries ago. Karla trained herself to be cruel, and intentionally pushes people away to keep them from finding out just how fake she really is.

Sen:

-Sen is rough, tough, highly aggressive, and detests everything “ladylike” that her sister tries to force on her. Despite being a literal princess, she can’t stand the idea of acting like Karla, and her rejection of those standards may be the only way she dares to go against her sister and bloodline.

-She idolizes her sister to a worrying extend, and spent a large portion of her childhood trying to imitate her. Every effort ended in monumental failure, though, and every mistake just drove Sen further to anger and delinquency, eventually ending in her resolving to be as different as possible.

xeno AU: the boys’ reactions to their s/o kissing their wings

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Shuu:

-He collapses the second your lips make contact, shivering and limp and unable to even look at you. Not only because of the sensitivity, but because of the obvious love you’re all but drowning him in.

Reiji:

-Within seconds, he’s gone completely quiet, pointedly looking away from you and trying not to whimper. The pathetic response is all but killing his pride, but there’s very little he can do to stop it.

Ayato:

-It’s hard to keep him from squirming away to begin with, too afraid of you leaving him to crash, but when you do make contact, he goes limp in your lap, trying to hide his face and save whatever pride he has left.

Kanato:

-He’s been crying since he knew what you were going to do, and sniffles quickly turn to sobs at the gentle contact. He can hardly believe how good it feels, and how distinctly different it is from her touch.

Laito:

-It’s impossible to keep him from flinching away from you (not only letting you near his wings, but with his back turned), and when your touch finally reaches him, it seems like he’s dangerously close to tears.

Subaru:

-He’s so tense you can see veins standing out on his neck, and the closer you get, the more it looks like he’s going to try to run. Your touch draws a soft, pitiful noise out of him, and from that point on he’s a blushing mess.

Ruki:

-Having you so close to his scars is nerve-wracking enough, and he’d really rather just get away before he can humiliate himself. The contact draws every bit of tension out of him at once, leaving him boneless against you.

Kou:

-He’s absolutely terrified, and very nearly starts begging once you get close enough to touch. No matter how good it might feel, making himself this vulnerable all over again is almost too much too take.

Yuuma:

-He’s extremely unsure about letting you so close, and flinches away a good couple times before the kiss finally lands. At that point, he goes completely limp, relaxing into your chest and giving in.

Azusa:

-He’s willing to accept whatever you want to do, and almost looks forward to the chance that you’ll hurt him. He has absolutely no shame, and will happily lean into any touch, accept any scrap of affection you give.

Carla:

-Despite the sickening feeling of his dignity slipping away, he gives into your touch and allows you to do as you please, the occasional soft, happy noise the only sign he’s not asleep from relaxation.

Shin:

-Despite agreeing to it to begin with, he gets almost angry any time you get too close, too afraid of losing his pride to just allow it to happen. He’s much weaker to the gentle touches than he’d ever want to admit to.