How would the brothers react to their S/o playfully, or teasingly, hitting them?

Admin Mawile: (O∆O) Um, I think we all know how badly this is going to end…

Shuu:

-If he’s mostly asleep when it happens, he might not even notice. He’s not the type to take offense to something so harmless (too much work… ), but if he’s already in a bad mood, you might just be giving him a convenient excuse to do something particularly cruel.

Reiji:

-He sees no humor in atrocious manners. And like with all instances of your poor behavior, this too must be punished. You’ll probably have a thorough whipping to look forward to now, or at least something painful enough for him to deem the lesson learned.

Ayato:

-There’s about an equal chance he’ll find it hilarious that the weak little human thinks their pathetic hits mean anything, or become absolutely furious over some kind of perceived personal offence. Both options are likely to end in pain for you, since he’ll do something like hit you back even if he found it funny.

Kanato:

-Yeah… that’s a horrible idea. Kanato manages to get mad at you for literally nothing, actually hitting him is going to bring on a tantrum of epic proportions. Those kinds of fits frequently end in sharp objects embedded in your body, so maybe it’s best not to even playfully hit him.

Laito:

-Knowing Laito, he’s going to find some way to interpret it as a come on. It is kind of funny that you’d do something that stupid without thinking, but unless you catch him in a particularly awful mood, the most you’ll have to deal with is a newfound idea that you “like it rough”.

Subaru:

-Inciting anything physical with him is not a wise choice. Even if he finds the pathetic hits amusing, he might hit you back without thinking. Yeah. Imagine the bruises that one will end in. Also, suddenly touching him is a good way to startle him, and a startled Subaru tends to punch things.

Ruki:

-Hitting your master is an obvious display of disobedience. Even if it’s just for fun, that kind of disgustingly rebellious behavior needs to be done away with before it devolves into something worse. Livestock have to know their place, and it looks like you need another lesson.

Kou:

-He seems perfectly bothered by the teasing smack, but you can feel a dark sort of displeasure hovering around him. Since you’re obviously okay with hitting for fun, then you can’t complain if he does it back, right? He’s now going to use this as leverage to do terrible things to you.

Yuuma:

-He’s fairly likely to understand that you’re just being silly… but any attempt to reciprocate will just end in some very painful bruises. Even worse, now that the idea is in his head, you’ll have to deal with even more “playful” hits from a very large, very strong vampire.

Azusa:

-He’ll fail to realize that you were joking, and take the playful hits as a sign that you’re finally agreeing to hurt him. He’ll start begging for you to hit him harder, and literally follow you everywhere until you give in. Denying him will only end is a miserable Azusa who thinks he’s not good enough for you.

Carla:

-From the very instant a positively annoyed glare is directed at you, you’re very aware that he’s not amused. Carla really has no sense of humor, and is extremely likely to turn what was supposed to be a joke into something very painful and unpleasant for you.

Shin:

-He does not find it amusing in the slightest, and quickly turns what was supposed to be a teasing hit into some kind of personal offence that you have to be punished for. And even if he does realize that you meant no harm, he’s likely to punish you for it anyway.

How would the boys react to their s/o being very calm and collected, like she isn’t really afraid of them anymore, she understands that she will probably die here and just tries to live comfortably as possible under the circumstances~ thanks so much! I adore both admins writing!♡

Admin Mawile: (｡･ω･)ﾉﾞ Thank you!!

Shuu:

-He far prefers you as quiet, easy prey. Since you don’t bother to run any more, it’s much easier to grab a quick meal and go back to sleep. It’s not like he’s going to be any nicer to you, but he might feel slightly fond towards a simple, unobtrusive human who actually cooperates.

Reiji:

-As long as you’re still obedient and well-mannered, he’ll be delighted that you’ve finally learned your place. Broken, compliant prey is ever so much easier to control, and you’re much more tolerable now that that stubborn, foolish rebellious streak is fully stamped out.

Ayato:

-Once you quit making fun reactions, he almost immediately gets bored. Then, he fluctuates from ignoring you for so long you think he may have given up for good and using a whole new level of sadism to try to get you to react. He gets so carried away in those time, you might be killed on accident.

Kanato:

-You’re so much nicer now that you behave so much more like an obedient doll. Isn’t everything better when you don’t try to make him angry? If anything, the sudden compliance just makes him like you more, pleased with the kind of pleasant, manipulable prey you’ve become.

Laito:

-Well now you’re just boring. If you can’t keep him entertained, Laito will quickly grow bored of you, and either leave you to the mercy of his brothers or kill you off himself for one more burst of fun. Either way, if you don’t find some way to keep his interest, you will be very right about your impending doom.

Subaru:

-It’s kind of boring to not be able to scare you anymore, but it’s probably for the best that you’ve accepted your fate. A very small, very deeply part of him is vaguely sickened at how you too have been forced to accept this kind of horrible life, but that particular feeling is never allowed to surface.

Ruki:

-Good. Livestock should know their place, and even though you’re showing much less fear than he’d expected, the respect and compliance are exactly what he expects from you. Maybe now, you won’t need to be punished as often, since you’ve actually learned to behave.

Kou:

-He’s disappointed that his cute little human has become so boring. You’re really no different than any other human now, you know? And if you can’t find some way to keep his interest, maybe he’ll just have to replace you for someone cuter, someone who’s actually still fun to toy with.

Yuuma:

-Honestly, he might not entirely notice. Yeah, it’s a little different that you don’t shriek or fight, but the subtle details of how accepting and calm you’ve become fly right under his attention. All he really cares about is how much more obedient you’ve become, how much easier to feed from.

Azusa:

-He somehow manages to take the change as a sign that you’re happy with him and what he does for you. He’ll probably start hurting you more, certain that you must like it because you never do anything to fight back. His only problem with the change is how rarely you try to hurt him now.

Carla:

-The way you’re acting now is how you should have been to begin with. Submissive and compliant with his every command is exactly the way he expects you to behave. However, he quickly becomes annoyed by your lack of proper fear, and is quite likely to give you a whole new reason to be terrified.

Shin:

-You don’t do anything entertaining any more, and it’s so boring he can hardly take it. He’ll probably try to kill you off and replace you with a more amusing human who’s still afraid. Either that or endeavor to find new ways to make you react, ways to terrify you like never before.

If the Diaboys were girls, what would be their bust sizes given their moms’ genetics n stuff (all 13 of them plz also Ayato will be flat cuz karma’s a bitch XDD)

(￣ω￣) Alright, first an explanation of how bra sizes work (and what’s considered “reasonable”)

The band size is the number of inches/centimeters the area directly below the breasts (where the band will sit). It’s relevant to how big the person is. Someone thinner or more petite will likely have a smaller size, like 28, 30, or 32. Someone who’s heavier or more stocky will likely have a larger size, like 38, 40, or 42.

The cup size is taken from the number of inches around the chest at the breasts themselves is. In American sizes, one inch difference between the two measurements equals one cup size. Cup size is a measurement of how far the breasts protrude, and is not by itself an indication of size. Say someone’s band size is 30 and they measure 34 inches at the bust; that four inch difference makes them a D cup. If someone measures 28 inches at the band and 35 at the bust, they’d be a G cup. DDD cups and above are not as big as you think they are. E to H cups and above are perfectly reasonable, especially for people who are heavy.

A large cup size does not automatically mean large breasts. Band size and cup size are connected and proportional. A 32D isn’t all that big, even though it’s a D cup. A 40B isn’t all that small, even though it’s a B cup. Quick PSA here: Many people have no idea how to properly size bras, and it’s a good idea to make sure you’re wearing the correct size. A couple years ago, I though I was a 34B. After properly measuring, I found out I was a 32D. That’s the difference proper sizing makes.

Explanation/PSA over. Now for your request! （⌒▽⌒）

Shuu: 36D

Reiji: 34B

Ayato: 32A (just for you, anon >:))

Kanato: 28B

Laito: 32DD/E

Subaru: 34C

Ruki: 38C

Kou: 28G

Yuuma: 40D

Azusa: 32B

Carla: 38DDD/F

Shin: 36D

How would the boys react to their s/o digging their nails into them as they suck their blood? xoxo thank you

Admin Mawile: ( ~▽~)/ Ohhhh boy…

Shuu:

-He hardly even notices, the slightly stinging pinpricks of a human’s nails far too small a bother to pay attention to. If anything, he just thinks it’s funny that you seem to think you could do any real damage to him.

Reiji:

-He’ll pry your hands off him immediately, pinning them above your head with some condescending comment about how poor your manners are. All it does is give him an excuse to keep you restrained- and a reason to punish you later.

Ayato:

-The slight pain of your nails in his shoulder, coupled with your frantic, pained expression on your face just make him all the rougher, so thrilled by your terror that he can only think of wanting more.

Kanato:

-It makes him angry, that you’d dare to try to fight, and if he’s annoyed enough, he’ll knock you out just so he doesn’t have to feed on something that struggles. You’re so much more pleasant when you can’t move or fight.

Laito:

-He loves it, and will probably loudly encourage you to dig in harder. If those words don’t make you uncomfortable enough to want to pull away, the flushed, predatory look on his face definitely will.

Subaru:

-Chances are, he doesn’t even feel it. Human nails just don’t feel like much compared to the kinds of pain he’s used to. If it does manage to register, he’ll just yell at you for trying to fight him and bite all the harder.

Ruki:

-He’ll wrench your hands away in an instant, harshly twisting them above your head and muttering something about livestock and proper respect. Once he’s done feeding, you’ll be punished for acting out.

Kou:

-If he’s in a good mood, he’ll find is hilariously and bite all the more painfully to see how hard you can scratch. If he’s in a bad mood, he’ll shove you against a wall and show you exactly why you’re the prey.

Yuuma:

-He allows, if not encourages that kind of clawing, finding it hilarious and thrilling when you scratch at him like you’re so panicked you think you pathetic human strength could make any difference.

Azusa:

-He loves it and half melts into your scratching nails, sighing heavily and asking you to please do it harder. Anything you can do to hurt him just serves as encouragement in Azusa’s mind, a sign that you must be as happy as he is.

Carla:

-If you claw hard enough to become annoyance, there’s a chance he’ll crack your wrist just to make a point. Acting against him won’t be tolerated, even if there’s no possible way you could do him real harm.

Shin:

-He thinks it’s funny that you’re trying something so pathetic to fight back. As long as you don’t annoy him, he’ll let you dig in your nails, maybe even finding the taste of your blood better for the little sparks of pain.

The guys’ reaction when they find their SO sleeping and cuddling with a plushie version of them?

Admin Skitty: You got it! Hope this is to your liking.

Shuu: He’s not quite sure how to feel. This sort of experience is new for him and rather…shocking. He thinks that teasing you for having such a perverted thing would be pleasant. Yet, he can’t help but question…

where did you get such a thing in the first place?

Reiji: It’s unbelievable that you would somehow manage to purchase or obtain such a disgusting thing. While your ‘idol’ of him is quite amusing, he isn’t fond of such a trashy thing when the real thing is before you. He’ll demand you dispose of it when you awaken.

Laito: As the plushy dangles from his hold from its soft fabricated arm, having been gently taken from you in your rest, a soft chuckle leaves him. He hadn’t expected you to become enamored with him so quickly. He’ll definitely be using this as new material to tease you. Be prepared.

Ayato: The shit-eating grin plastered on his face was indescribable. Pride puffed in his chest as he watched you press the plush’s face, his face, into your chest. Where it came from doesn’t matter, he’s thoroughly enjoying your pure admiration for him. Never expect to live this down, he’s sure to claim ‘rightful’ passage to every part of you if your substitute of him can.

Kanato: Anger fills his veins as your seemingly innocent gesture pierces his heart with as an insult. Was he not good enough? Why else would you hold on to such an offending trinket. Expect your precious plush to be torn to shreds in a jealous rage. After all, you’re his doll. Not the other way around.

Subaru: Embarrassment flushes his skin as he watched you sleep. Where did you even get this crap? If his brothers discovered such a ridiculous thing, he doesn’t even want to think about it. While debating whether to rip it from you and punish you for owning such a humiliating abomination he watched as you snuggled the comforting object into your chest.

…maybe it wouldn’t be too bad if you kept it for a while longer.

Ruki: While your loyalty to him is endearing and your attachment to the plush, or rather him is evident by the way you press it close to your body, he isn’t pleased. Such a revolting interpretation of him? His livestock becoming careless to hold such an offensive object of him at their disposal. Unacceptable. Be prepared for a punishment promptly and your doll to be destroyed before your very eyes.

Kou: Scrutinizing the plush of himself, he wondered what company he’d have to have copyrighted for making such an imitation of him without his or his manager’s permission. It was filthy though, for you to hold the finely crafted toy in your arms as if that could fill his role beside you in bed. He’s pissed, they didn’t even get his bracelets right.

Yuma: He doesn’t care. Point-blank he thinks its stupid, why do you need the damn thing when its realistic counterpart was right beside you? He won’t make an effort to remove it from you though, its too much trouble…but if it gets in his way? Well then, it’s going to be eradicated.

Azusa: He feels immediate insecurity. Were you feeling so lonely that you needed another of him? Why wasn’t he enough for his Eve? Did the doll give you more than he did? The thought of giving you more ‘friends’ becomes tempting as he wants you to get rid of the replica of him. You’ll certainly never think of pulling something like this again as Azusa uses his finest quality knife to give you his sincerest apology for making you feel all alone.

How would the brothers react to the heroine s/o nudging them awake softly, asking if they could sleep with them just for the night, offering blood if it meant they could? Xoxoxo, really love this blog. Really helps me with my writers block.

Admin Mawile:ヾ（*⌒ヮ⌒*）Yayyyy!! Writer’s block is the WORST.

Shuu:

-Waking him up is one of the most foolish things you can do, and even the promise of a resistance free feeding won’t ease his annoyance. He’ll take the blood and then shove you out of the room, just to make a point about waking him up and what it will get you.

Reiji:

-He’s extremely displeased at your obvious lack of manners, waking him up for no reason other than a selfish request. You’ll be allowed to stay in his room, yes, but it will be while forced to stand in a corner and endure some kind of creative, painful punishment for acting out.

Ayato:

-He won’t be happy to be suddenly woken up, but will eagerly take up the opportunity of a meal with no fighting. Once he’s drained you to near unconsciousness, you’ll be left in an exhausted heap at the end of his bed. Technically, it is what you wanted.

Kanato:

-He’ll scream at you for bothering, quite likely stabbing you with some nearby sharp object before taking blood anyway, roughly, relishing every pained whimper you make. In a sudden flip, he’ll then insist you stay in his bed, but only if you can stay as still as a doll.

Laito:

-He instantly turns your innocent request into something perverted, teasing you about how badly you must want to sleep with him to be offering blood for something he’d give you anyway. You’ll definitely be able to stay with him, but neither of you will be doing much sleeping.

Subaru:

-If the quiet knock on the lid of his coffin does rouse him, all he’ll have for you is a lot of yelling and a door slammed in your face. Later, when he’s not startled and still fogged over with sleep, there will be a punishment waiting for making a noisy nuisance of yourself.

Ruki:

-For bothering him, you’ll be lucky if you aren’t left locked out on the balcony. Either way, you’ll be getting a stern lecture come tomorrow, and he definitely won’t be indulging such a selfish request coming from livestock. In fact, he should probably be making an effort to teach you better.

Kou:

-He’ll let you stay… but only after taking a painful amount of blood as payment and teasing you excessively for even making such an embarrassing request. If you can sleep comfortably with his taunts ringing in your ears and his bites throbbing at your neck, you’re lucky.

Yuuma:

-A suddenly woken Yuuma is grouchy, and you’ll be getting the worst of it. He’ll slam something heavy at the wall near your head, stomping around and yelling at you for disturbing him. You might be allowed to stay, but only pinned down and missing so much blood you can’t make any more noise.

Azusa:

-He’d let you stay in an instant, quickly scooting over and staring you like it’s some kind of dream. Once you’re settled in, he won’t dare move, afraid that if he disturbs you you’ll get angry and leave. When he finally falls asleep, he winds up unconsciously gravitating toward your warmth.

Carla:

-Chances are, he wasn’t asleep to begin with, kept up by the pain of his illness tearing at his chest. On the up side, you didn’t make the deadly mistake of waking him, but he’s all the more irritated from the pain itself and worse, being intruded upon, and is accordingly violent.

Shin:

-Depending on what kind of mood he’s in, he’ll either laugh at you but allow you to stay, or roughly throw you out of the room. Either way, he’ll be claiming a sickening amount of blood the next day, and won’t stop making fun of you for being needy and pathetic for weeks.

If all the boys were turned into dogs for a week, what dog breeds would they become? Thank you 😘

Admin Skitty: AAA I am so happy to take part of this request~

I’ve put it under a read more since I’ve included images, in case you don’t know what the breed looks like…or how we visualized them!!

Shuu: Golden Retriever

Reiji: Poodle

Laito: Collie

Kanato: Long Haired Chihuahua

Ayato: Australian Shepard – brown coat

Subaru: Pitbull – Albino

Ruki: Doberman Pinscher

Kou: Pomeranian

Yuma: Great Dane

Azusa: King Charles Cavalier Spaniel

Carla: Borzoi

Shin: Rhodesian Ridgeback

Bonus:

Karlheinz: Afghan Hound

What do you think would be Yui and the Diaboys’ (including Kino’s) classes in an RPG or MMORPG game like mage,rogue,warrior etc.? (Ayato would defientely be a warrior or a swordsman lol)

Admin Mawile: (,, ･∀･)ﾉ゛ I’m using Fire Emblem: Fates classes because that’s the rpg I’m most familiar with!

Shuu-Bow Knight

Reiji-Butler

Ayato-Hero

Kanato-Troubadour

Laito-Dark Mage

Subaru-Berserker

Ruki-Mechanist

Kou-Diviner

Yuuma-Oni Savage

Azusa-Kinshi Knight

Carla-Nohr Noble

Shin-Wolfssegner

BONUS: Yui-Preistess

How would the Xeno boys react to an s/o asking if they could pose so that they can draw them in their sketch book? I hope my english is okay.

Admin Mawile: (。･∀･)ﾉ゛ Your English is great, no worries!!

Shuu: If you don’t mind drawing while he’s asleep, go for it. Having a reason to stay perfectly still for a few hours sounds lovely.

Reiji: Surprisingly, he readily agrees. But you’d better hope your picture comes out good, or face punishment for wasting his time.

Ayato: He will never be able to stay still long enough, and he’ll do nothing but complain that you didn’t capture his “greatness” in your picture.

Kanato: He’ll insult your drawing endlessly, but not actually mine the posing too much, so long as Teddy is equally included.

Laito: He’s going to try to pose in a very inappropriate way. And then insist on drawing you in just as seductive a position.

Subaru: NOPE he’s not agreeing to that. You can go find someone else to draw, he’s not just going to sit there for ages.

Ruki: As long as it doesn’t take too long, he’ll indulge you. Just don’t get too pushy with your directions or keep him from doing important things instead.

Kou: Do you know how many fans would just die to have him as a model? You’re going to have to earn the privilege just like anyone else.

Yuuma: If you want to, go ahead, but he’s not stopping work to pose. You can make do with sketching from while he’s gardening.

Azusa: He’s a little curious as to why you want to draw him, but more than happy to let you. Just not the best at holding a pose without fidgeting.

Carla: It seems like he’s just indulging you at first… until he gets weirdly into posing and is actually interested in the results.

Shin: Like he’d want to sit around for you do something useless. You can go find a more willing model, posing for some stupid picture is beneath him.

How would the boys react to s/o leaving a Christmas gift they’d like on their bed? c: <3

Admin Mawile: (*ゝω･)ﾉ” ❤

Shuu:

-He’d really be happiest if for a “gift” you just leave him alone and stay quiet so he can sleep, but the present you gave him isn’t bad. He might thank you, if he’s in a good mood, but you definitely won’t see anything in return. Picking out presents is just too much work.

Reiji:

-He’s appreciative of your efforts to please him, and a bit surprised that you managed to select a gift so well. You’ll have to receive something in return, now, something just as carefully chosen as what you gave him, and Reiji is just slightly annoyed that he’ll have to go out of his way to find it.

Ayato:

-It takes him a little while to figure out that it was you who left him such a nice present, and even longer to make sense of why. He’s sort of convinced that you’re just trying to get something from him, and while he obviously loves the present, he can’t quite understand the selfless motivation behind it.

Kanato:

-No matter how much he actually likes the gift, Kanato will find some way to complain about it. Even if he can’t find anything to criticize about the present itself, he’ll yell at you for leaving it somewhere you shouldn’t have, or not remembering to get something for Teddy too.

Laito:

-No physical present could ever be as good as the gift of you, silly. He’ll use the opportunity to make all kinds of inappropriate advances. Since you gave him such a lovely gift, it’s only right to repay it by making you feel all kinds of good things. And he won’t be taking no for an answer.

Subaru:

-It might be the first time he’s received a personalized, well-intentioned present. And he might be sort of happy about that. Either way, you’ll never know about it. If anything, he’ll just yell at you for entering his room without permission, or make some remark about how badly you must want to be bitten.

Ruki:

-He’s pleased that you’re being so thoughtful, and better yet, that you did such a good job picking out a gift for your master. You’ll have to be rewarded for doing so well, and if you can behave yourself like this in the future, maybe he won’t need to be quite as rough with such an obedient servant.

Kou:

-If you actually managed to find something he wants that he doesn’t already have, Kou will be a little impressed. An idol like him gets present from fans almost constantly, and making yours stand out is a pretty amazing feat. Of course, now he’ll make sure to return the favor.

Yuuma:

-He’ll feel the need to pay you back as quickly as possible, and will either resort to some poorly picked out, generic present (that was honestly his best guess for what to get you), or “allow” you to help in his garden, an amazing privilege for prey like you. Either way, you’re not getting much of anything back.

Azusa:

-He’s obviously delighted, and spends days trying to think of something just as nice to do for you. When regular gift ideas fail to measure up, Azusa decides that the best thing he can do in return is make sure you feel the most wonderful pain he can give you. And he’ll be very insistent about this.

Carla:

-You’ve done something amazing if your gift actually met his ridiculously high standards. Most gifts, he won’t even bother to inspect, throwing them out instantly for being low quality. Carla won’t bother to repay you in any way, but he’ll be secretly rather pleased with the present.

Shin:

-Even if he likes the present, Shin is never really nice about it. If he can’t find some way to make fun of you for even getting it for him, he’ll do something particularly nasty under the blatantly false excuse of “repaying you.” He doesn’t really know how to react normally to receiving a nice gift.