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Shuu:

-The last thing he’s going to do is open up to some human. The best you’ll get out of him is a few mocking comments before he ignores you altogether and falls asleep. You’re nice, and that’s something that will only get you in trouble in the world of vampires. You’re better off giving up now.

Reiji:

-As always, he has a constant stream of criticism on everything from your behavior to your posture. He’ll spend time with you because he technically has to, but it’s obvious that he’s merely fulfilling what he has to do. If anything, he’s in a foul mood that he has to interact with a human in the first place. 

Ayato:

-He acts all frustrated at having to be so close to a human whose blood isn’t even that good, but the attention gets to him a lot more than he’d like to admit. If you praise him and treat him like he’s the best, you might actually get somewhere. By somewhere, I mean sort of on his good side. 

Kanato:

-It’s very stupid that he has to spend time with someone so useless, and he makes those feelings well known. Cooking sweets for him is the best thing you can really do, but even then, expect him to do nothing more than mumble to Teddy about what a nuisance it is to have a noisy human like you around. 

Laito:

-Laito knows one way of spending time with people, and when that’s not an option, things go bad. He’s likely to try to pass you off to one of his brothers as prey, or make constant attempts at flirting that seem more like filler than anything, considering what your role in the household is. 

Subaru:

-There’s… there’s no reason to interact with him. You’d be better off leaving him alone and not wasting your time. It’s hard to tell if he’s being grouchy, self-depreciating, or just bad at interacting with people but he makes it very clear that he doesn’t enjoy the spending time together part.

Ruki:

-He’ll put up with this kind of thing because he has to, but you will mind your place. He won’t tolerate a human acting like they’re on his level, even if you are supposed to be here as some kind of parental figure. He’s rather likely to go back to his reading and leave you sitting, ignored. 

Kou:

-If he’s going to do what you want, you’d better be prepared to do something for him later. He’ll hold it against you that he did something for you, and, of course, he’s not going to be forgetting any time soon. He’s great company when he tries, but he does tend to be annoyingly selfish. 

Yuuma:

-The only thing you’re going to be doing is working in his garden… and getting yelled at if you do anything wrong. It’s fine to have you around, as long as you stay out of the way, and the extra help really isn’t too bad. As long as you don’t ruin it, he might even let you help out again later. 

Azusa:

-His main definition of interacting with you is begging you to hurt him. Not only does that get annoying fast, he does not take no for an answer. It’s weird that you’re so nice to him without doing anything to make him hurt, and it takes him a long time to make sense of the fact that you just want to be close. 

Carla:

-If he has to do this, then so be it. A king can handle such a situation with dignity, whether he enjoys it or not. He’s likely to be highly rude and dismissive, treating you more like a servant than company, though, and you’re absolutely only going to be doing things that he’s interested in. 

Shin:

-Fuck no is he spending time with some stupid human. The closest you’re going to get is being the victim of his boredom, and even then, it’s not much. If he really doesn’t have a choice, he’ll put up with you, but it’s obvious that he’s nothing but irritated that he has to have you around. 

Admin Mawile: (*´ω｀*)) The answer is, at first, they do not take it well. 

Shuu:

-As long as you don’t try to interfere with his sleep, he doesn’t care too much what you’re there for. You’ll only become a problem if you make him do things, and until then, he’s content just to act like you’re not even there. 

Reiji:

-It irritates him horribly that his father thinks he needs someone to look after him, and he treats you with barely disguised disdain from the very beginning, finding creative ways to circumvent your supposed authority. 

Ayato:

-He outright rejects that fact that you’re supposed to be there as something of an authority figure, and torments you at every turn. He’s as bad as a bratty little kid… and completely misses the irony in that he acts that way. 

Kanato:

-He loudly complains from the very start, and is worryingly likely to react with violence if you try to do anything he doesn’t like. He does not like the idea that his father sent someone to watch over him, and openly says as much.

Laito:

-For the most part, he treats you with flirtatious advances and generally inappropriate behavior. Laito has about two settings when it comes to interacting with people, and you fall under the “target” one. 

Subaru:

-If scaring you off with violence doesn’t work, he gets horribly standoffish and grouchy. The idea that his father wants someone to look after them is beyond annoying, and he’s openly hateful towards your presence in the house. 

Ruki:

-While he’s hesitant to do anything to disobey his adoptive father, he also doesn’t like the idea that anyone like you has been sent. He’ll obey Karlheinz’s wishes, but it’s pretty clear that he’s not pleased with the situation. 

Kou:

-He acts friendly enough at first, but his personality can flip in an instant. As long as you don’t do anything he doesn’t like, he’ll treat you decently, but if you try to control him in any way, he gets dangerously upset. 

Yuuma:

-He’s not pleased at all with the idea that he needs to be looked after, and the only thing keeping him from reacting violently is that it’s his adoptive father’s orders. He’ll put up with you, but it’s clear that he’s not happy. 

Azusa:

-He doesn’t mind the idea at all, and actually seems sort of happy that you’re there. Of course, he does seem set on you hurting him (and doesn’t really take no for an answer), which can become a problem when you refuse. 

Carla:

-Horribly offended by the very idea that you present, he treats you about as rudely as is possible. He’s cold, unpleasant, and openly condescending, and treats you like you’re lower than him in every way imaginable. 

Shin:

-He’s more or less a nightmare to deal with, and makes more trouble for you than you could imagine. He finds it funny that you think you can control him… but is equally likely to get angry and violent when he’s annoyed. 

Admin Mawile: (,,꒪꒫꒪,,) Oh dear… And this is assuming that circumstances (Karl) are forcing them to go.

Shuu:

-If he doesn’t fall asleep while he’s there, it’ll be a miracle. He doesn’t appear to care in the slightest what’s going on, and will only show a reaction if the doctor does something that distinctly bothers him. 

Reiji:

-He’s decently mature about it, if a bit irritated that anyone honestly thinks he’s incapable of handling himself. He’s also pretty likely to argue with the doctor, considering that he thinks he’s more likely to be right than they are. 

Ayato:

-The whole situation seems to be dragging up bad memories, and you’ll be lucky if he doesn’t try to escape. He acts like a complete kid about it, and whines and complains the whole time about him having to see a doctor. 

Kanato:

-He actually seems to be sort of scared… which ends in him screaming at you because it’s somehow your fault. This isn’t abnormal for him, but it only gets worse the more distressed he gets, and he can get pretty violent. 

Laito:

-While he’s not exactly hard to deal with, he’s still pretty much set on making a nuisance out of himself. If the doctor is female, she’s going to have to deal with Laito’s usual, and that alone might get you kicked out in a hurry. 

Subaru:

-He seems to be more annoyed than anything, but doesn’t complain unless the doctor specifically gets on his nerves. Considering his high pain tolerance, it’s pretty hard to do anything that does any more than annoy him. 

Ruki:

-If he has to be there, he’ll tolerate it, but it’s pretty clear that he’s not pleased with the situation in the slightest. Chances are, he’ll subtly insult at least a couple people in the one immature moment he’ll let slip. 

Kou:

-He gets a little whiny, but you can kind of tell that he’s more distressed than he lets on. Being handled by someone strange is a good way to bring back some bad memories for him, and it’s obvious that he’s pretty uncomfortable. 

Yuuma:

-He’s a bit annoyed but doesn’t mind the situation too much. He’s more or less just going along with what Ruki told him too, and chances are, he knows that he’d be in trouble if he did anything to make a scene. 

Azusa:

-He doesn’t care too much about having to see the doctor, but is all too likely to try to pester someone into hurting him. You’ll be there to keep him from being too inappropriate, and remind him that doctors aren’t there to cause pain. 

Carla:

-He’s horribly, horribly rude, and acts like he’s above every person in the building. It’s nearly impossible to get him to do anything, and he seems to be convinced that he doesn’t have to listen to anyone there. 

Shin:

-He’s angry and snappy, and is basically acting like an irritated child. He’s probably never had to see a doctor in his life, and has absolutely no idea how to behave, beyond openly expressing his displeasure with it all. 

Admin Mawile: (○ゝω・○)ﾉﾟ+.☆

Shuu:

-Depending on if you play along with his laziness or not, you’ll either wind up taking care of him, or forcing him to get off his rear and take care of himself. Either way, he winds up awfully attached, considering that you’re the second person ever who’s forced your way close to him. 

Reiji:

-He tries to act like you’re just an assistant for use in running the household, but really, you’re like the good parent he never had. He comes to rely on you more than he’d ever admit, and you’re probably going to see the weaker sides of him that he’d only ever let slip around someone he trusts immensely.

Ayato:

-He’s a total show off who wants praise and attention constantly, and will do nearly anything to get it. The more you give him, the more attached he gets, and you see more and more of how childish he can be. He winds up almost worryingly dependent on the first real affection he’s experienced. 

Kanato:

-You’re his mom now, basically. He needs affection horribly, and if you’re willing to fill that role… good luck ever escaping. He’ll demand your attention constantly, and once he trusts you, it’s like having an overgrown child who’s painfully obviously starved of anything resembling positive attention. 

Laito:

-It’ll be a while before he gets over trying to make advances on you, but once he does, you’re probably going to see more of his darkest issues than anyone ever has. By the time he trusts you, you’re probably the closest thing to a genuine friend or healthy parent he’s ever had. 

Subaru:

-It’s not easy to get through to him, but he can be surprisingly sweet once you have. Having someone who’s willing to look past how disgusting he thinks he is and treat him like he’s worth something goes a long ways, and he eventually winds up as a sweet kid who wants your attention but is too shy to ask. 

Ruki:

-You wind up reminding him a lot of his parents, and that’s both pleasant and heartbreaking. He tends to treat you more like a servant, but only to cover up how vulnerable he gets in the face of genuine affection. You make him remember his family in ways that he never would have expected. 

Kou:

-You’re pretty much the first parent he’s ever had, and it shows. He wants attention all the time, will do almost anything to get it, and flips between being beyond frustrated with what you do to him and treating you like the most precious person in his life. He can’t quite figure out if he likes it all or not. 

Yuuma:

-He treats you just like an adoptive member of his family, and while he’s definitely a little rough, it’s pretty easy to tell that he’s grown fond of you. He’s highly overprotective, and you wind up like some kind of sibling/parental figure that he’d be willing to start an actual fight for just because he can. 

Azusa:

-Once he (mostly) gets past the wanting you to hurt him thing, he’s as sweet as can be. He’ll soak up whatever attention you give him, cling to you like you’re his new best friend, and trust me, it’ll be almost impossible to get rid of him. Like with Kou, you’re the first real parental figure he’s ever had. 

Carla:

-You’re the one and only person who can get away with trying to mother him. He actually misses his mom terribly, and it’s somewhere between painful and weirdly nice to have someone treat him in sort of the same way. Also, considering how sick he is, it’s a blessing to have some help. 

Shin:

-He never really gets over being kind of a jerk… but it’s pretty obvious that he’s fond of you. He likes showing off and getting you to praise him, and it gets to be very clear very fast that he needs way more attention than he’s been getting. If you do things right, it’s not hard at all to wind up in control. 

Admin Mawile: (੭ˊ꒳ˋ)੭✧

Shuu:

-As expected, he doesn’t seem to care too much. Karl has pulled similar things in the past, and it’s going to take a lot more than some human “caretaker” to make him react. He rolls over and goes back to sleep, pointedly ignoring you no matter what you’re supposed to be there for. 

Reiji:

-He’s personally affronted by the idea that his father thinks he need someone to keep an eye on him, and is as rude as can be while still being passably polite. It’s obvious that he’s not happy to have you there, and even if he covers it up with measured words, you can tell that he’s bordering on angry. 

Ayato:

-After some choice words about his father, he starts pestering you much like he does to Yui in canon. He’s not happy at all with the idea that Karlheinz thinks they need someone to keep an eye on them, and would much rather scare you out of trying before it can become an issue. 

Kanato:

-Like Reiji, his polite tone only barely hides the fact that he’s on the verge of threatening you. He makes some rather creepy comments, then starts whispering to Teddy, and you can tell very clearly that the idea of a human caretaker is not one that’s going to go over well with him. 

Laito:

-What do you expect? There are going to be some sexual comments/advances and when those don’t work, he switches to laughing about how poorly your time with them is going to go. He seems to find it hilarious that his brothers are probably going to make sure you won’t leave the mansion alive. 

Subaru:

-He slams his fist into a wall hard enough to make the roof shake as soon as he figures out what you’re there for, then very clearly threatens you with violence if you don’t stay away from him. He’s about as unfriendly as it gets, and vanished into the mansion not long after trying to scare you off. 

Ruki:

-You can tell that he’s bristling at the idea of Karlheinz wanting someone to take care of them, but he doesn’t want to go against his adoptive father, either. He winds up being decently polite, but it’s not hard to tell that he’s seething a bit under the surface, displeased with your presence. 

Kou:

-He acts perfectly friendly at first, but it’s all part of his “give and take” plan. Assuming that he’ll be able to use you later if he’s nice to you now, he smiles and plays along. Karlheinz had to have a reason for sending you, even if it’s not something stupid like them needing a caretaker. 

Yuuma:

-He makes it very clear from the beginning that none of them need someone to take care of them (he says while yanking Azusa away from you), and remains standoffish for a long time to come. He’s not used to trusting adults, and even a human like you is little exception when it comes to his history. 

Azusa:

-Do you… want… to cut… him? That’s pretty much the first thing out of his mouth, and if that doesn’t put you off a bit, not much will. Azusa is friendly, yes, but in the same way that a pushy dog is, and he’s all too happy to accept you as the new member of the family. Hopefully one who hurts him. 

(Assuming… something, for the Tsukinami situation, because my brain is fried right now and I’m not coming up with anything.)

Carla:

-You’re going to get glared at. Viciously. Carla’s pride does not take well to any implication that he needs help, and he’s going to make it very clear that you are not wanted in the household. He detests the idea of a caretaker, and seems vaguely insulted that you’re even there. 

Shin:

-He takes personal offence to someone thinking that he needs to be taken care of, and yells at you on the very first meeting, shortly before doing something violent and laughing about it. He’s pretty much the definition of a problem child (but do not call him that if you value your limbs).