fyeahdialovers:

Continuation of my other post.

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All pocket!Yuma have an innate love for gardening. It is vital for them to get time outside, or they become destructive. Pocket!Yuma(s) like to keep their hands busy, and if you show a genuine interest in their hobbies, they may give you some of the tiny vegetables they grow, and teach you their ways. They’re remarkably talented with a green thumb, able to grow crops 10x their size. However, god forbid if you accidentally step on their crops, they will never forget it and it will be hard to win back their trust. The best way is to apologize and offer to help them build a year-round solar greenhouse (sorry we don’t sell those). 

• Cagemates: Pocket!Yuma(s) do fine with pocket!Azusa and pocket!Ruki, but they will butt heads with pocket!Kou(s), so it’s best to house the two separately in joining cages. Pocket!Shu(s) are 50/50, because pocket!Yuma will complain and try to put him to work with varying success (but it’s good for pocket!Shu).

Pocket!Kou(s) are cute, but owners shouldn’t let their guard down. They get bored easily because they pick things up fast. All pocket!Kou are born with insatiable desire for vongole bianco; combine with their tech savvy know-how and you will never allow browsers to memorize your credentials on amazon again. But it’s hard to stay mad at them because they can easily win you over. They can sing and do little magic shows if you give them treats. Be aware that they can also be moody. They always want the best and newest stuff. For that reason, we recommend that you give them a monthly allowance. If they see you buy expensive stuff for yourself, they will try to steal your credit card.     

• Because of pocket!Kou’s impish nature, it’s recommended that you buy pocket!Ruki because he can keep the little bugger in line when you’re not around. Or you can try pocket!Subaru, but it may not end so well for the walls. If you put pocket!Laito with pocket!Kou, you’re probably going to have the police show up at your door (sry, you’re on your own).  

If you want a decent beginner pocket pet that is active but not too hyper, then Pocket!Azusa is best. They are docile, and they bond very deeply with their handlers. They will want to be around you all the time. They will follow you everywhere. If they are left on their own for too long, they become unsure of what do. They may start troublesome behaviors like plucking out their hair. It’s not unusual to find patches of thin spots on their head. But they grow back. They are fascinated by sharp objects, so make sure you stock up on pocket sized Cobans. They also like spicy foods, so keep some shichimi around. We sell pocket sized salt shakers just for them.  

• We strongly recommend that you buy another pocket vampire pet if you purchase pocket!Azusa. The ideal cagemate is a pocket!Yui. She’ll wrap him in blankets and play games with him. You can also buy pocket!Yuma or pocket!Ruki (they can find things for him to do so he doesn’t harm himself). NEVER keep pocket!Kanato in the same cage as pocket!Azusa.

Pocket!Ruki(s) hold themselves to the highest standard like pocket!Reiji(s), but they are not quite as finicky. They tend to be standoffish until you can earn their trust. But once they open up, you will be surprised at how much knowledge and wisdom they carry around. They are surprisingly open to discuss a wide range of subjects, even controversial topics that you would be hard pressed to discuss with anyone else. That’s the secret joy that all pocket!Ruki owners know; Pocket!Ruki(s) make very stimulating conversation partners, but only if you can prove that you know your stuff and can challenge them back. In return, you will have a partner that you can talk about anything with and they would never judge you for it expressing your opinions.     

• Due to their cerebral nature, pocket!Reiji(s) make the best cagemates for pocket!Ruki(s). Both get to hone their debate skills and mutually benefit from sharing their observations and comparing notes. You must keep a library of pocket-sized books available. We have a small library where you can check out books for them. 

The rest + pocket!Yui I will write later. 

fyeahdialovers:

I like to entertain the idea of a pet store that sells pocket!vampires and the stuff that is needed to properly care for them. Imagine some of them being kept in the same area with others of themselves, like gerbils. 

For example, pocket!Shu(s) tend to sleep in a corner keeping each other warm, some like to bury themselves under the wood shavings. Others fall asleep in the food bowl. One curls up and the others instinctively move to sleep next to it. It’s probably recommended that you buy at least two. As pets, they don’t require much space. Still, you need to nudge them frequently. Do not ever trust that they are dead and flush them; they’re probably just pretending to be dead so you won’t bother them. 

• Cagemates: Other pocket!Shu(s) are preferred, but pocket!Yui(s) are ok, just make sure she can get back to her own cage. NEVER house with pocket!Reiji(s). Pocket!Yuma(s) are a 50/50, though.

Pocket!Ayato(s) would be best kept separately, like male betta fish, because they can be quite competitive and territorial. It’s even preferred to make sure they can’t see each other because one of them will start a petty squabble which will just end in frustration because they can’t throw a punch through glass. It’s best to handle them with thick gloves for the first few weeks because they like to bite. A lot. If your pocket!Ayato isn’t biting you at all, he’s probably sick. They are highly responsive to the reward system and praise. Easily trained.

• Cagements: Pocket!Laito(s), and sometimes, pocket!Yui, but not without supervision. They like to pick on things smaller than them. NEVER house with pocket!Ruki or pocket!Reiji. You’re just asking for trouble. 

Pocket!Laito(s) are best kept with other pocket vampires, but not with each other, because they tend to be too cunning for their own good. Do not keep a pocket!Laito in a container without at least five mentally stimulating toys for them to play with. They will try to break out of their cage and sneak into other cages and instigate trouble if they’re bored. If you can’t find them in their cage, you can try to lure them out with macarons. They’re rather fond of those, especially the green ones.

• For cagemates, they do well with pocket!Ayato(s) and pocket!Kanato(s). NEVER leave a Pocket!Yui alone with them without supervision.    

Pocket!Subaru(s) are solitary. However, they do need social interaction, but on THEIR terms. You can buy one and let him get to know you, but if you’re going to be away, you can buy a pocket!Yui as well, but keep them in adjoining cages instead of one cage. Make sure, however, that there is always plenty of hiding places for pocket!Subaru. They tend to be moody. Also, make sure to reinforce their cage every once in a while. Those weird dents? Yeah, they’re made by pocket!Subaru. If it bothers you, you can try buying one of our tiny punching bags made just for them. 

• For cagemates, they do best with pocket!Yui(s), sometimes pocket!Shu(s), and occasionally pocket!Kou(s), but it depends on the individual. 

Pocket!Kanato(s) tend to be temperamental pets and are better suited for owners who have some experience. They require the most patience, and are known to bond only with one handler. Feed them different candies per day. They enjoy variety and picking which hand has the candy. Even if they don’t eat them, they like to collect them. They also like the crinkly sound that some wrappers make. Do not force them to exercise, they have the fastest metabolism and sugar burns fast anyway. 

• For cagemates, they do best with pocket!Reiji(s) and pocket!Laito. NEVER put them with a pocket!Azusa. 
• Special note: the Teddy bear came with them. We’re not sure how, but every shipment of pocket!Kanato(s) have their own teddy.

Pocket!Reiji(s) are, next to pocket!Ruki and pocket!Yuma, the most self-sufficient as pets. Pocket!Reiji(s) are so independent, that at times the owner may wonder if it’s them who picked the Pocket!Reiji, or the other way around. They have a keen eye for detail and perfection, and they will refuse food if it’s not up to THEIR standards. But the wonderful trade-off for having this seemingly troublesome pet is that you can be very successful with your grades or business. No other pet can brag about this.

• Cagemates: While pocket!Reiji(s) prefer to be left alone, they do fine with pocket!Ruki(s). It’s speculated by owners that both have similar demands for excellence from their keepers. NEVER house with pocket!Shu. 

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…Idek what happened, I just started typing and this is what came out. I may do the others later. 😐