Hello sunshine! Can u do a child au where new mom bounces the boys on her lap?

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Shuu: He happily goes along with it, enjoying the kindness while it lasts. It’s fun, so so what if he’s being a bit childish?

Reiji: He’s not a little kid! He’ll furiously insist that he doesn’t need to be babied like that, and yet, he doesn’t try in the slightest to leave your lap. 

Ayato: He likes almost any attention you’ll give him, and this is no exception. He’s just delighted to have your focus be on him. 

Kanato: Immediately squeaks and clings onto you, holding Teddy in a death grip out of fear of dropping his stuffed friend. 

Laito: He seems a bit unsteady, like he’s not sure if he can trust whatever you’re doing, but quickly fakes a smile and pretends to enjoy it. 

Subaru: Despite being childish, the whole situation is surprisingly fun, and he’s laughing and holding onto you before he can think to do otherwise 

Ruki: He quickly protests the childish treatment, and wriggles out of you lap if you don’t stop. It was embarrassing enough to be sitting with you. 

Kou: He’s absolutely delighted to be close to you (if a little bit hesitant), and squirms happily no matter what you do. 

Yuuma: He doesn’t mind one bit as long as he gets to be close to you, and the only real problem will be that he can’t sit still. 

Azusa: Any attention is good attention in his mind, and getting to have your focus entirely on him is always a good thing. 

Carla: After a long moment spent frozen in shock, he quietly demands to be let down. He can’t allow something so childish. 

Shin: He’s a tough First Blood and does not need to be treated like a little kid! He’ll squirm and complain until you let him go. 

Yooooooooo Pet AU! Subaru and Yuma reacting to their owner taking them to a human store or bringing them a gift of some really nice human clothes because there’s going to be a party this weekend and she wants them to look their best. (But like in a sincere way! Not condescending or mean)

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Subaru: 

-He can hardly believe you’re wasting your time and money on him, and treats whatever you get him like something precious. The clothes are the first real gift he’s ever received, and the first real outfit. It feels like an indescribable blessing to have an owner as kind as you, and he has absolutely no idea how he’s ever supposed to pay you back for it all. 

Yuuma:

-None of this seems like anything he should ever be allowed to have, and the very idea that you’d be kind enough to give it to him is staggering. It’s the first time in his life he’s had real clothes, and he’s almost afraid of what you might demand in return. All of this, everything you’ve done for him is so much more than he deserves, and it has to be impossible for you to be so kind. 

If it’s possible I’d like to request a list of Child AU! Subaru Headcanons, please!

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-While he still has anger issues, they’re at a much smaller scale than his adult self’s. Instead of getting angry, he tends to get sad, receding into himself and trying to hide instead of lashing out. He gets frustrated easily, though, and those are the occasions where he’s likely to show rage. 

-He’s downright afraid of social situations, even ones a small scale as meeting guests, and will hide behind you, clinging onto you for dear life. He can hardly talk around new people, and has had a horrible stutter since his youngest years. He all but shuts down when nervous, too, and will completely freeze up if a stranger tries to talk to him. 

-Dark places, loud noises, and people screaming scare him horribly. The first one is only true if he’s alone, because then it seems all too much like the times his mother got angry enough to shut him up away from her, but the other two apply at any time. Either one of the latter occurring will end in a panicked, silently shaking Subaru trying fiercely not to curl in on himself and hide. 

You mentioned in a previous ask that pet vampires can be given service dog-esque training. So how would the boys react to being given to a kind owner that is chronically ill and struggles with certain tasks(like they need lots of rest, use a cane, and need help cooking and keeping the house clean)? How would they react to knowing that their owner needs them and that they’re important to their owner?

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Shuu:

-He’s not particularly fond of doing so much work, but it’s definitely an up side that you’re too weak to punish him properly. He gets used to taking care of you fairly quickly, and with only minimal (and silent) complaining, and eventually becomes very pleased with having such a simple way of life. 

Reiji

-Honestly, that sounds like his ideal home. Not only is useful to his owner in every facet of their life, you would find it very difficult to replace him. Housework is a strong point for him, and he winds up being very good at handling the tasks you aren’t capable of. 

Ayato:

-He’s absolutely delighted to be able to be so useful to you, and overdoes almost everything you ask of him in a frantic attempt to please you. He winds up being fairly clumsy with any kind of service work, and is really only helpful because of how hard he tries to be good. 

Kanato:

-He’s not used to being expected to do things (honestly, he’s not used to anything but being ignored), and it takes him a while to get used to the new expectations. He’s best at keeping you company, and is unfortunately useless at most forms of housework and actual assistance. 

Laito:

-He’s extremely pleased to have been selected for such an easy way of living, and knows very well that service pets tend to have a much nicer time than those owned merely for show. He’ll cooperate with almost anything, just to ensure that you never want to get rid of him. 

Subaru:

-He can hardly believe that someone like you would want a pet like him, and remains in a state of terrified shock for ages. What if he hurts you? What if he breaks something or messes up badly enough that you don’t want him anymore? He’s scared to death of losing his one chance at a home. 

Ruki:

-Despite being suspicious as to why you’d choose a half breed stray for a service pet, he adapts to the role wonderfully. House work and general caretaking are easy for him, and while he is still rather cold with you, it’s obvious that he appreciates having such a home. 

Kou:

-He doesn’t believe for a second that you want him for that kind of work, and keeps waiting in terror for the real reason you have him to be revealed. He’s clumsy and slow and afraid of everything, and there’s no way someone like you would choose him just to be a service animal for you. 

Yuuma:

-This is most definitely not the kind of work he’s meant for, and he’s more than a little worried that you don’t intend to keep him for long. There’s no way a huge, rough pet is going to be of any use to you, and while he wants desperately to keep the home, it just doesn’t feel possible. 

Azusa:

-He’s absolutely delighted to be of use to you, and does his best to complete every task you assign. He also hopes that one day you’ll decide to punish him properly, and it’s hard to believe that you really want him until you do. To him, pain from an owner is a sign he’s wanted. 

Carla: 

-Considering that he’s just as sick as you, it’s hard to see why you think he’d be any help. He too gets exhausted from the slightest physical labor, and it doesn’t seem like he’d be useful to you in the least. This life seems almost too good to be true, and he’s hesitant to trust it. 

Shin:

-He doesn’t trust your intentions one bit, and thoroughly expects to have this seemingly peaceful life yanked away from him at any moment. There’s no way you’d buy a First Blood just to be a service pet, and he’s all but convinced this happiness too will be taken back when you see a better use for him. 

Can you do the S&M brothers react to s/o scared of mice and jumping onto chairs or tables?

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Shuu: He completely ignores you in favor of going back to sleep. Your terror over a mere animal isn’t worth his attention. 

Reiji: After severely chastising you for such improper behavior, he sets to teaching you the correct way to respond to a pest. 

Ayato: He files the information away for later, and picks up the mouse to throw at you or drop down your shirt, delighting in your shrieks of fear. 

Kanato: Your screams are annoying, and just for that, he’s going to do something like toss the mouse in your direction. 

Laito: After a couple inappropriate comments about what your noises sound like, he merrily leave you to your fate. 

Subaru: He finds the whole situation hilarious, and massively enjoys the fear on your face as you cower from a mere animal. 

Ruki: You’re going to be scolded for climbing on the furniture, and if you’re unlucky, severely punished for making a nuisance of yourself. 

Kou: Depending on how nice you’ve been to him lately, he’ll either save you from the creature . . or lock you in with it. 

Yuuma: He catches the mouse and tosses it outside, all the while making fun of how easily frightened you are. 

Azusa: Will you hurt him if he takes care of the mouse for you? Until you say yes, he doesn’t quite realize he needs to help. 

What If the S & M boys S/O was like, really ladylike. Like Reijis dream gf, Kinda?

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Shuu: You’re a bit boring, honestly, but quiet enough that it doesn’t really matter. It’d be better if you weren’t so much like Reiji, though. 

Reiji: No matter what you do or how ladylike you are, it’s never enough to meet his standards. He’ll always demand more of you. 

Ayato: You’re no fun at all! He likes trying to mess with you to get some actual reaction, and constantly works to fluster your quiet composure. 

Kanato: He appreciates that you have some actual manners, but still manages to find plenty of reasons to be angry with you. 

Laito: Well aren’t you going to be fun to take apart. He’s mostly interested in seeing what kind of filth lurks beneath that uptight shell. 

Subaru: He’s a bit uncomfortable with how uptight you are, but quickly learns to enjoy forcing out brief, terrified breaks in your propriety. 

Ruki: He appreciates your manners, but makes sure you’re well aware that his expectations lie even higher. You will have to work to be good enough. 

Kou: On the upside, you’ll definitely look good as an idol’s partner, and he can always use his eye to know what you’re thinking. 

Yuuma: It’s downright annoying that you’re so stuck up, and he becomes dead set on getting you to show some actual personality. 

Azusa: Would someone like you still be willing to hurt him? Other than that, he’s not too particular about what you act like. 

I have a question about the scenario with fourth wife with the daughter, what if the daughter try to reach out to the Sakamaki siblings?

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Shuu:

-He doesn’t give the girl so much as a moment of his time, claiming her to be too noisy to put up with. He’s not interested in family matters, and making connections with her would only be good for those reasons. If she must be close to a brother, it can be with someone that actually cares. 

Reiji:

-For politics’ sake, he’ll be decent to the girl, putting up a front of distant politeness. He’s obligated to be polite, even if he couldn’t care less about another of his father’s spawn. She as a person has no meaning to him, and he’ll only work to foster a relationship if there’s some way he’ll benefit from it. 

Ayato:

-As another product of that man, he automatically dislikes the girl. She could be competition to him, and he’d rather deal with that matter quickly. So long as the girl pays him proper respect, he can be civil, and she may wind up as a favored target of his pranks and teasing. 

Kanato:

-If the girl can brave his… difficult personality to begin with, stand up to every temper tantrum, crying fit, and pointless complaint, there’s a chance he’ll be able to tolerate her. She’ll have to work very hard to appease him with sweets, though, and it’s still not an easy road to get on his good side. 

Laito:

-While he does like the idea of being an older brother, the girl’s existence may be more threat than benefit. As the first and only female offspring there’s no telling what their father will do with her, and the last thing Laito wants in to get mixed up in the kind of family matters that would inconvenience him. 

Subaru:

-The girl is an easy target for his anger, and her status as the youngest child makes him more irritable than ever. It’s a pain to have another one of that man’s children around, and he does nothing to hide his displeasure with her continued existence. She’s a nuisance and nothing more. 

May I please have headcanons for the child au where the boys make their first friend?

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Shuu:

-He’s actually fairly good at making friends, and can get along with almost anyone he wants to. The only thing really holding him back is a lack of experience, thanks to being kept cooped up in a castle for so long.

Reiji:

-He’s prickly, bossy, and pretty much everything most children would not want in a friend. It’s extremely hard for him to get along with other children his age, and an actual friend would be a are occasion indeed. 

Ayato:

-Aside from the ego, he’s not a difficult person t get along with, and other kids are likely to enjoy his high energy and excitable personality. Like Shuu, he has very little experience with anyone but his brothers. 

Kanato:

-He absolutely despises new people, and clings to you and only you until someone manages the impossible feat of winning him over. He’s horribly clingy with any friends, and tends to make a nuisance of himself. 

Laito:

-He’s very good at getting along with people, and can become friends with almost anyone he puts his mind to The only problem is, he winds up faking large parts of his personality in order to do it. 

Subaru:

-He’s practically the definition of antisocial, and you’ll have to count it as a victory if he doesn’t outright run and hide. He’s so used to being hated that the idea of someone wanting to be friends with him is practically unbelievable. 

Ruki:

-He’s a bit too stern to get along with other kids easily, but the people who are willing to give him a chance wind up with an extremely devoted friend. He’ll never care about anyone more than his brothers, but is loyal nonetheless. 

Kou:

-Once he gets over some initial shyness and worries, he’s a social butterfly who racks up countless friends. He can get along with nearly anyone, and absolutely loves being surrounded by adoring fans. 

Yuuma:

-He’s an extremely friendly kid, and makes close friends easily and quickly. So long as he’s willing to try to get along with someone, he can almost certainly be friends with them, and has no problems fitting in almost any social circle. 

Azusa:

-Despite being as friendly as a person can be people tend to be rather creeped out by his strange behavior and slow, disjointed speech. “Friends” of Azusa’s are usually just bullies claiming to like him. 

Carla:

-He has a rather shy and reclusive personality, and is far too scared of messing up to approach anyone. Any kids who want to be friends with him have a long road ahead of them, and that’s if he even gives them a chance. 

Shin:

-He’s hyper aggressive and egotistical, and has an absolutely horrible time making friends. To begin with, he doesn’t see anyone as good enough for him, and his attitude problems just get worse from there. 

Can I have a few Victorian Era headcanons for the boys and Yui if possible? (this is just an AU that is set during that era a.k.a the 19th century).

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-The Sakamaki are rather engaged in human workings, considering Karlheinz’s extensive role in society. The brides that they take are supposedly either servants or potential wives for the many sons, and their deaths are passed off as accidents or running away. Despite being a famous family, and the role of marrying into it a coveted thing, they’re rumored to be a cursed household. 

-The Mukami are a new noble family of suspicious origin. Their backstories are mostly the same, and once again, Karlheinz is using them in his plots. They have a number of rumors about their family, and Kou, a popular stage actor, is one of the few things keeping them from being completely doubted. They too have been recently taking brides, most of whom meet questionable ends. 

-The Tsukinami are mostly unchanged. They’re still an ancient race with a grudge against the vampires, and the only real difference is that Carla far prefers that time period. With all the good art, and people that are much more like the ones he’s used to, Carla fits in much better in such an era. Overall, they do much better there compared to modernity. 

-Yui is still a bride, but in a much more literal sense. She’s the next girl in a line of many to be “married” to a Sakamaki boy, and has been trained for the role from birth. She’s a sweet, proper lady skilled in everything she needs to be marriageable, and despite fears of getting a partner so quickly, she’s determined to do her best. She’s minor nobility too, though not by blood relation. 

What If their S/O wants them to talk about their past and stuff because they belive It’s better to just let It all out? (I hope my english Is ok)

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Shuu:

-He’s already actively trying to ignore every bit of his past, and talking about it is the last thing he wants to do. To begin with, he’ll only mention it if you’re extremely close to him, and even then, he doesn’t like bringing up until you’re so important to him it can’t be kept squashed down for any longer. 

Reiji:

-His past is a bitter, shameful thing, and the last thing he wants is for you to know what kind of pitiful child he was. You should see him as nothing but superior, and he’s not going to jeopardize that by letting you know every horrible thing that happened to him. 

Ayato:

-He’ll rant about “that woman” often enough, but it’s difficult to piece together any real information out of his ramblings. Ayato hates to admit to any weakness, and he, unfortunately, sees his time as a child as nothing but one big nightmare of being absolutely pathetic. 

Kanato:

-While he’s definitely one to complain to you about every little thing that bothers him, his past is something you’ll only hear about in confusing, tearful excerpts. It’s highly unlikely that he’ll genuinely open up, and the most you’ll really know is what you can make out from his worse fits. 

Laito:

-He might pretend to open up to you about his past, but the real details will remain safely hidden. It’s dangerous to let you know just how vulnerable he can be, and telling you anything true about how things used to be isn’t going to happen until you’re immensely close to him. 

Subaru:

-He’s well aware of how filthy and horrible he is, but that doesn’t mean you have to know it all just yet. If your companionship really matters to him, he’s afraid of scaring you off or making you hate him, or worse, letting out something much too vulnerable to take back. 

Ruki:

-He hates admitting to weakness of any kind, and letting you know how pathetic he used to be is unthinkable. You should never know that he was once no better than the livestock you are, and the mere thought of going into detail about his past make him feel worryingly nauseous. 

Kou:

-His past is an absolute nightmare, and the sooner he can push every bit of it out of his mind, the better. He’ll tell you about what happened to him, yes, but only with the kind of total emotional detachment that comes from blocking out every bit of feeling he has for the matter. 

Yuuma:

-He wouldn’t mind telling you… if he actually knew much of anything. Compared to how many memories are probably missing, the orphanage is just a short, awful burst that isn’t too hard to go over. The real problem is what he’s forgotten, and what might be hiding out of reach in his mind. 

Azusa:

-He’ll happily tell you everything he can remember, all while acting like nearly every awful event was perfectly okay. Aside from how his brothers had to suffer, he’s mostly come to terms with the loneliness he went through, and has no problems with letting you know every gruesome detail. 

Carla:

-He detests anyone seeing him as anything but perfect, and his miserable childhood is exactly the kind of thing he wants to keep quiet about. He was an absolutely pathetic child, and you’re the last person he ever wants to know that. You won’t be hearing a word about his past. 

Shin:

-He’s only willing to tell you the parts that don’t make him look bad, and everything else is going to be staying carefully buried where no one will ever remember. There’s no way you’ll get to know about the more pathetic moments of his past, and he’d do just about anything to keep it that way.