Scenario where the heroin tries to piss off Subaru by doing a pretty spot on voice impression but while not actually in the same room.

Admin Mawile: 。゚(TヮT)゚。 Ohh boy… 

-Humor, while mostly unwise among vicious, foul tempered vampires, was one of your best ways of keeping yourself together. 

It was probably highly unsafe to do stupid imitations of your captors while their superhuman hearing was only just out of range, but you had to do something to keep your spirits up. Not to mention, you’d gotten pretty good at them. 

Making fun of the overly-angry one was almost too easy. Honestly, his main traits were “angry” and “edgy”. 

And it was hilarious. Muttering grouchy threats probably wasn’t the most sane thing to do, but it kept you laughing, struggling to keep a straight face after every mocking phrase. 

Right up until the one you were making fun of appeared in the room. 

could you do a scenario were konato and subaru are talking and ayato and laito come in and piss them both off?

Admin Mawile: ┐(‘~`;)┌ I’m not used to writing interactions between canon characters… but I tried. 

-”Talking” wasn’t the most accurate description. “Happening to be in the same room and sitting in tense mostly-silence” was more like it. 

The closest thing to real conversation was Kanato’s angry mumbling, hissed conversations with Teddy about how terrible it was for both of them to be stuck with such a violent person for their snack time. 

Even worse, mere moments before Subaru felt himself about to snap and put that stupid bear through a wall, even worse annoyances appeared. 

The other two of the triplets were now here, surely drawn by the tense atmosphere and ready to make trouble. A few mocking comments about brotherly bonding later, Subaru did put something through a wall. 

That something was very nearly Laito’s head, but thanks to some rather impressive dodging, the only damage was to the wall. 

With Kanato screaming about the noise, Ayato hollering at him for not being able to take a joke, and Laito still making the same vaguely suggestive comments, Subaru rather wished he’d never left his coffin that morning. 

Can I request the Sakamaki and Mukami brothers’ s/o promising to return the favor by sucking their [the boys] blood when she becomes a vampire?

Admin Mawile: (●´∀`●) Heheheh~

Shuu: He feels strangely unnerved by the threat, but brushes it off with his usual indifference. 

Reiji: Even if you were more than a mere human, you would not be able to do anything of the sort to him. 

Ayato: He gets pretty angry about the promise, even though the idea of being bitten by you doesn’t sound all that bad.

Kanato: How dare you threaten him!? He’s furious that you even suggested that, and bites you as punishment. 

Laito: That sounds delightful~ Now that you’ve made that promise, he’s definitely going to hold you to it. 

Subaru: He gets strangely flustered by the threat, and yells at you for even suggesting something like that. 

Ruki: Livestock will not bite their master. Even if you do become a vampire, that disrespect is not allowed. 

Kou: But he’s the one who’s supposed to do the biting. You can’t take over his job… or he might be angry. 

Yuuma: Yeah, like you could. You as a vampire would still be so much weaker than him, you’d have a hard time fulfilling that threat. 

Azusa: He’s so happy you swear you can see sparkles. You’re going to be held to that promise, whether you like it or not. 

what if the s and m brothers sister wanted to play a game like ,idk, ghost in the grave yard?

Admin Mawile: 」( ̄▽ ̄」) I’m…not entirely sure what game that is, but I think I get what you mean. 

Shuu: Sure, how about hide and seek? You go hide somewhere and stay very quiet until he comes to find you.

Reiji: Unfortunately, he’s too busy to spare any time. But Shuu is free, you should go ask him to play instead. 

Ayato: He’ll definitely agree to play, but throws an absolute fit if he even comes close to losing to you. 

Kanato: Teddy doesn’t want to. Games are for children, and you can go bother someone else about it. 

Laito: Of course he’ll play with you! He’s definitely going to use his powers to cheat and win, though. 

Subaru: Nope, no way, he’s way too old for games. You’d better go bother someone else, because he’s not caving. 

Ruki: He’s far too busy for games, and probably wouldn’t be the best person to play with anyway.

Kou: He’ll play, but he fully expects you to pay him back for the time he wastes. Idols are busy, you know!

Yuuma: If by a game, you mean helping in the garden, then sure. If not, you need to go ask someone else. 

Azusa: He’ll gladly play with you, but he’s not very good at it. He’s really, really slow and can never remember all the rules. 

Ruki can you tell me something funny what happened to your brothers ? 😄

(๑ゝω╹๑) This isn’t an rp blog, but I’ll try to come up with some sort of Ruki POV stories!! 

-Thanks to Kou’s idol business, there are frequent (and very aggressive) female visitors that have somehow tracked down his current location. Very few of them find his actual home (and the ones that do don’t live long), but it’s still highly annoying to be suddenly swarmed with shrieking, shoving girls when the family is just trying to get some shopping done. The only amusing part is when they get feisty enough to actually grab some articles of clothing from their idol. 

-Yuuma seems like the kind of tough person that’s impossible to bend or manipulate, but Ruki has learned that the easiest way to push what he wants is to threaten Yuuma’s precious garden. It may be rather cruel, but having a guaranteed way to force even the violent Yuuma to obey is worth the looks of utter panic on his face when he hears that his vegetables might have to suffer for his bad behavior. 

-Azusa doesn’t seem to have bad moments. Everything he does he’s either perfectly serious about or so miserable that it’s impossible to find any joy in it. Yuuma’s aggressive and Kou’s roundabout ways to protect him are amusing in their own ways, but Azusa himself is just too…strange to do anything worth laughing over on his own. 

How would the S and M boys react to their sacrificial bride being a cute old lady

Admin Mawile: (。’▽’。) I feel kind of bad for the old lady… 

Shuu: At least old people are quiet… . 

Reiji: Hopefully, humans learn manners with age. They might wind up bonding over tea. 

Ayato: She’s boring and saggy. He doesn’t want anything to do with her. 

Kanato: After he finds out that she likes to bake, he’s extremely welcoming. 

Laito: Literally no change in behavior. Even an old woman is a woman~

Subaru: If he touches her, she’ll probably break a hip… 

Ruki: It feels a little weird to call such an old woman “Livestock”.At least she’s well behaved. 

Kou: Well, she probably isn’t going to be a fan of his. How boring… 

Yuuma: It’s nice to have someone who appreciates fresh food. 

Azusa: She seems too gentle to hit him, but she’s very nice… 

I hope if it’s okay if I could request again but this time being 6ft with the m brothers? >.< sorry if I am asking for too much.

Admin Mawile: <( ̄︶ ̄)> No problem at all~!

Ruki:

-It doesn’t matter if you’re tall; he’s still very capable of putting you in your place like the livestock you are. You can never find out that he’s actually a bit annoyed at not being able to physically intimidate you. 

Kou:

-It doesn’t matter if you’re tall, he’s still a lo~ot stronger. If you think you can get away with things just ‘cause you’re bigger than him, you’d better think again. He’s still more than capable of dragging you down to his level. 

Yuuma:

-Ha, he’s still taller! And anyway, it’s not like a height is going to make any difference in how strong you are compared to a vampire. You still don’t have a chance at overpowering him. 

Azusa:

-Since you look so tall and strong, he’s extra enthusiastic about the possibility of you pushing him around. Such a big, strong human has to be good at making someone as small as him hurt. 

The guys’ reaction when they find their SO sleeping and cuddling with a plushie version of them?

Admin Skitty: You got it! Hope this is to your liking.

Shuu: He’s not quite sure how to feel. This sort of experience is new for him and rather…shocking. He thinks that teasing you for having such a perverted thing would be pleasant. Yet, he can’t help but question…

where did you get such a thing in the first place?

Reiji: It’s unbelievable that you would somehow manage to purchase or obtain such a disgusting thing. While your ‘idol’ of him is quite amusing, he isn’t fond of such a trashy thing when the real thing is before you. He’ll demand you dispose of it when you awaken.

Laito: As the plushy dangles from his hold from its soft fabricated arm, having been gently taken from you in your rest, a soft chuckle leaves him. He hadn’t expected you to become enamored with him so quickly. He’ll definitely be using this as new material to tease you. Be prepared.

Ayato: The shit-eating grin plastered on his face was indescribable. Pride puffed in his chest as he watched you press the plush’s face, his face, into your chest. Where it came from doesn’t matter, he’s thoroughly enjoying your pure admiration for him. Never expect to live this down, he’s sure to claim ‘rightful’ passage to every part of you if your substitute of him can.

Kanato: Anger fills his veins as your seemingly innocent gesture pierces his heart with as an insult. Was he not good enough? Why else would you hold on to such an offending trinket. Expect your precious plush to be torn to shreds in a jealous rage. After all, you’re his doll. Not the other way around.

Subaru: Embarrassment flushes his skin as he watched you sleep. Where did you even get this crap? If his brothers discovered such a ridiculous thing, he doesn’t even want to think about it. While debating whether to rip it from you and punish you for owning such a humiliating abomination he watched as you snuggled the comforting object into your chest.

maybe it wouldn’t be too bad if you kept it for a while longer.

Ruki: While your loyalty to him is endearing and your attachment to the plush, or rather him is evident by the way you press it close to your body, he isn’t pleased. Such a revolting interpretation of him? His livestock becoming careless to hold such an offensive object of him at their disposal. Unacceptable. Be prepared for a punishment promptly and your doll to be destroyed before your very eyes.

Kou: Scrutinizing the plush of himself, he wondered what company he’d have to have copyrighted for making such an imitation of him without his or his manager’s permission. It was filthy though, for you to hold the finely crafted toy in your arms as if that could fill his role beside you in bed. He’s pissed, they didn’t even get his bracelets right.

Yuma: He doesn’t care. Point-blank he thinks its stupid, why do you need the damn thing when its realistic counterpart was right beside you? He won’t make an effort to remove it from you though, its too much trouble…but if it gets in his way? Well then, it’s going to be eradicated.

Azusa: He feels immediate insecurity. Were you feeling so lonely that you needed another of him? Why wasn’t he enough for his Eve? Did the doll give you more than he did? The thought of giving you more ‘friends’ becomes tempting as he wants you to get rid of the replica of him. You’ll certainly never think of pulling something like this again as Azusa uses his finest quality knife to give you his sincerest apology for making you feel all alone.

How would the Xeno boys react to an s/o asking if they could pose so that they can draw them in their sketch book? I hope my english is okay.

Admin Mawile: (。・∀・)ノ゛ Your English is great, no worries!!

Shuu: If you don’t mind drawing while he’s asleep, go for it. Having a reason to stay perfectly still for a few hours sounds lovely. 

Reiji: Surprisingly, he readily agrees. But you’d better hope your picture comes out good, or face punishment for wasting his time. 

Ayato: He will never be able to stay still long enough, and he’ll do nothing but complain that you didn’t capture his “greatness” in your picture.

Kanato: He’ll insult your drawing endlessly, but not actually mine the posing too much, so long as Teddy is equally included. 

Laito: He’s going to try to pose in a very inappropriate way. And then insist on drawing you in just as seductive a position. 

Subaru: NOPE he’s not agreeing to that. You can go find someone else to draw, he’s not just going to sit there for ages.

Ruki: As long as it doesn’t take too long, he’ll indulge you. Just don’t get too pushy with your directions or keep him from doing important things instead. 

Kou: Do you know how many fans would just die to have him as a model? You’re going to have to earn the privilege just like anyone else. 

Yuuma: If you want to, go ahead, but he’s not stopping work to pose. You can make do with sketching from while he’s gardening. 

Azusa: He’s a little curious as to why you want to draw him, but more than happy to let you. Just not the best at holding a pose without fidgeting. 

Carla: It seems like he’s just indulging you at first… until he gets weirdly into posing and is actually interested in the results. 

Shin: Like he’d want to sit around for you do something useless. You can go find a more willing model, posing for some stupid picture is beneath him. 

How would the boys react to walking in on Yui and another heroine asleep together? ❤️😚

Admin Mawile: ( ̄︶ ̄;) I made this one sort of silly

Shuu: Either ignores it, or falls asleep directly between them. 

Reiji: As long as they’re not in the way, like someone, he doesn’t particularly care.

Ayato: Boobs sure vanish when a girl’s laying down

Kanato: Watches them sleep while thinking about what pretty dolls they’d make. 

Laito: Twice the easy prey~ It’s not wise to sleep where Laito can find you.

Subaru: Cute, but not worth paying attention to. 

Ruki: Ignores them altogether. It’s nothing deserving of his time. 

Kou: Probably takes a picture. Definitely uses said picture for blackmail.

Yuuma: Definitely mean enough to startle them awake just to hear the screams.

Azusa: Curls up just a little bit to side of one of them and watches.

Carla: It would be beneath him to even stop to look. What prey does matters little.

Shin: They’re stupid to lay around all unguarded. He might have to teach them how to be more alert.