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Shuu:
-The last thing he’s going to do is open up to some human. The best you’ll get out of him is a few mocking comments before he ignores you altogether and falls asleep. You’re nice, and that’s something that will only get you in trouble in the world of vampires. You’re better off giving up now.
Reiji:
-As always, he has a constant stream of criticism on everything from your behavior to your posture. He’ll spend time with you because he technically has to, but it’s obvious that he’s merely fulfilling what he has to do. If anything, he’s in a foul mood that he has to interact with a human in the first place.
Ayato:
-He acts all frustrated at having to be so close to a human whose blood isn’t even that good, but the attention gets to him a lot more than he’d like to admit. If you praise him and treat him like he’s the best, you might actually get somewhere. By somewhere, I mean sort of on his good side.
Kanato:
-It’s very stupid that he has to spend time with someone so useless, and he makes those feelings well known. Cooking sweets for him is the best thing you can really do, but even then, expect him to do nothing more than mumble to Teddy about what a nuisance it is to have a noisy human like you around.
Laito:
-Laito knows one way of spending time with people, and when that’s not an option, things go bad. He’s likely to try to pass you off to one of his brothers as prey, or make constant attempts at flirting that seem more like filler than anything, considering what your role in the household is.
Subaru:
-There’s… there’s no reason to interact with him. You’d be better off leaving him alone and not wasting your time. It’s hard to tell if he’s being grouchy, self-depreciating, or just bad at interacting with people but he makes it very clear that he doesn’t enjoy the spending time together part.
Ruki:
-He’ll put up with this kind of thing because he has to, but you will mind your place. He won’t tolerate a human acting like they’re on his level, even if you are supposed to be here as some kind of parental figure. He’s rather likely to go back to his reading and leave you sitting, ignored.
Kou:
-If he’s going to do what you want, you’d better be prepared to do something for him later. He’ll hold it against you that he did something for you, and, of course, he’s not going to be forgetting any time soon. He’s great company when he tries, but he does tend to be annoyingly selfish.
Yuuma:
-The only thing you’re going to be doing is working in his garden… and getting yelled at if you do anything wrong. It’s fine to have you around, as long as you stay out of the way, and the extra help really isn’t too bad. As long as you don’t ruin it, he might even let you help out again later.
Azusa:
-His main definition of interacting with you is begging you to hurt him. Not only does that get annoying fast, he does not take no for an answer. It’s weird that you’re so nice to him without doing anything to make him hurt, and it takes him a long time to make sense of the fact that you just want to be close.
Carla:
-If he has to do this, then so be it. A king can handle such a situation with dignity, whether he enjoys it or not. He’s likely to be highly rude and dismissive, treating you more like a servant than company, though, and you’re absolutely only going to be doing things that he’s interested in.
Shin:
-Fuck no is he spending time with some stupid human. The closest you’re going to get is being the victim of his boredom, and even then, it’s not much. If he really doesn’t have a choice, he’ll put up with you, but it’s obvious that he’s nothing but irritated that he has to have you around.

